To muff dive, to muff dive is the act of a male or female(lesbian) performing cunnilingus on another female. When the male or female is performing the act of cunnilingus on their partner their mouth is busy therefore it is muffled.
(Suzanne and Amy were discussing their sexual libido and child birth)
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.
Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.
Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.
by Jay & Jane June 28, 2023
Get the Muff divemug. by Mr(always)Right May 26, 2023
Get the Rainbow muff divemug. When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.
by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020
Get the I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!mug. An Ill attempt at spelling the term "Scuba Diving" often typed/texted by dumb blondes who don't know how to smoke ciggarettes, let alone carry out the task of scuba diving.
by Thatguywhosmellslikeapples July 15, 2011
Get the Skoba Divingmug. by JoeMama170 April 16, 2023
Get the logic divemug. Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 2, 2025
Get the Dive Bar Yuppiemug. 1.The act of digging in one's ass, with blatant disregard to other's awareness in group situations or public places.
2. When your at a bar and the bartender hollers LAST CALL and you've been striking out all night so you order 3 shots of tequila and just take what you can get.
3.The act of plowing a very UNattractive "person" in their dirty anus!!
2. When your at a bar and the bartender hollers LAST CALL and you've been striking out all night so you order 3 shots of tequila and just take what you can get.
3.The act of plowing a very UNattractive "person" in their dirty anus!!
While at the weekly corporate meeting I looked around the room in boredom, which quickly turned into disgust as I noticed Kevin was Dumpster Diving
by King_Love420 February 10, 2022
Get the Dumpster Divingmug.