A woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrod Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.
Hej Karolina, hold still! I can't hit the wienerbrod if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!
by TDWE June 13, 2024
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by Deadoppdavi December 16, 2024
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Dude, there’s no way I can talk to her again. I gave her the Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.
by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024
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