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dumpstery 

An adjective relating directly to the noun “dumpsterfire.” In essence, the description of how “dumpstery” a situation is can define the level of disaster said situation entails, or the effect of how little no one wishes to deal with said dumpsterfire.
“I feel like today’s workload is significantly less dumpstery than yesterday’s.”
dumpstery by Julion Alvarez December 21, 2022
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tongue dumpster 

A slutty lesbian who sleeps around with little regard for peoples feelings.
Katey was devastated when she found out her new lady was nothing more than a tongue dumpster to the whole field hockey team.
tongue dumpster by Eric Thorsland September 6, 2012

Sausage dumpster 

A lady that has her box stuffed with dirty man parts.
Did you see all them dirty dicks sheena took last weeekend? That bitch is such a sausage dumpster.
Sausage dumpster by dudeporker December 9, 2015

Digital dumpster diving

The act of searching through your trash folder for an e-mail or message that you deleted accidentally
Fat-fingered Henry is digital dumpster diving for the coupon code he deleted by mistake.
Digital dumpster diving by morty_ February 19, 2021

Dakota dumpster 

Similar to the "cum dumpster", but when the women explicitly mentions the great taste of the guys semen. Derived from the prejudice that people from the Dakotas like some pretty weird foods.
Dang - I banged Justine last night, that bitch sucks like a Dakota Dumpster. She said my cum was the best she ever tasted.
Dakota dumpster by kclaus April 12, 2022

Solid Gold Dumpster Fire

The infamous metaphor for Trump's presidential campaign.
From the twitter feed of Daniel Lin, economics professor at American University in Washington, DC:

Early Iowa results
REP
29% Punchable Face
25% Solid Gold Dumpster Fire
21% Tracy Flick
DEM
51% Pending Indictment
49% Venezuela

Greasy fuckin dumpster fuck 

A skid who smokes cigarettes behind a highschool while waiting for his grade 10 girlfriend who looks like a freshly juiced jizz rag.
Did you see that that greasy fuckin dumpster fuck behind the school trying to sell smokes to little kids?