Liberty Deposit

A secret gun safe with enough guns to survive an apocalypse, and enough guns so you can preserve democracy

Mike: Hey, john, lets make a liberty deposit! John: Alright.

by lmaokk April 8, 2018

skeet depository

A female with countless sexual partners so that her vagina becomes the default depository for loads (pun intended) of cum

That p2p girl is known as Houston's skeet depository

by Houston Gentleman August 9, 2018

Direct Deposit

When one sits on one's face, wide-open mouth air tight to one's anus and defecates.

"I was wacking off to this porno called "Bankers and Spankers" last night where this 300 pound banker gives this 100 pounds soak and wet spanker a direct deposit."

by zerk August 25, 2018

Fatty deposit

A swell dude named Ty who has a heck of a time getting his life together and as a result just kinda flops fetchingly through life like a lifeless blob of lard swirling in a chasm that is juxtaposed between chaos and helplessness.

Only a fatty deposit would show up 45 minutes late for a pathophys final.

by #Jellylicious 😎 November 9, 2018

derect deposit

The load of love-juice that a male "invests" into a female's love-tunnel (or her mouth, depending on "how far they're going" at the time) from his stiff taut "dispensing-spout".

I always ask a gal if she's in danger of getting preggo before I make any derect deposits into her "downstairs ATM".

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

Johnny Depp

When you smoke so much weed that you walk like Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean.

Woah dude... Clark got so smoked last night that he Johnny Depped all the way back to his house.

by Yoipman5000 April 4, 2019

Johnny Depplings

Johnny Depplings is a Youtube channel started by secret operatives of the 🅱️ambridge 🅱️ougars as a way to distribute propaganda against the power of Fergie's "A Little Party Never Killed Nobody"

Hey did you see the new Johnny Depplings video on Youtube? It's Grrrrrreat!

by Cougie's Funhouse October 17, 2019