sterling coffee situation

the act of licking someone's asshole.

That girl is a definite sterling coffee situation.

by ialsohatepeople August 7, 2011

Frankenstein coffee

When you have a normal cup of coffee with creamer and you add more coffee to it and have to match your previous creamer with the proper amount of additional creamer, so you have to experiment to make it just right and the experiment can go horribly wrong and ruin the entire cup. Like Frankenstein.

"Dude I hate having to make Frankenstein coffee."

by RKBizzle February 17, 2014

reverse coffee

Sleepy tea

I want some reverse coffee to put me to sleep

by Yejau June 4, 2016

alabama coffee bean

It’s when one person shits in someone else’s mouth and they grind it up with their teeth. They then proceed to “vape” the grinded shit dust out onto the other persons ass.

My brother Preston and I did the Alabama coffee bean because my vape was dead.

by Large_Father January 23, 2018

butter coffee

That after taste that you get after throwing up your breakfast in the morning

God, I wish I didn't eat breakfast. I was too hung over to eat and ended up tasting butter coffee

by Not ChristianW May 16, 2018

Corporate Coffee Drinker

Corporate employee who has a coffee cup permanently attached to their hand and walks around socializing and pretending to work. Position unknown. Dresses sharply, makes a ton of money but doesn't produce. Likable.

Cynthia is wearing her Manolos today. Bitch is a lucky corporate coffee drinker.

by deadlyneedle October 4, 2018

Chris coffee

A ginger piece of shit that everyone hates and looks like Ed Sheehan.

Wow that kid is a fucking loser , he’s such a chris coffee

by Squiddick January 3, 2019