ass crunchies

dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.

e.g: yo bicth you gotta get your ass crunchies washed

by lb49cj July 21, 2006

council bird

a woman or bird living in socail housing, usually very common and rough

'god she was a complete council bird'
'mate you'll easily take her home, shes clearly a council bird'

by londontown May 25, 2008

council of youtube

Extremely toxic and crude discord server. Never welcoming to new members. Toxic staff. You should never join it.

Council of YouTube? More like Council of Dead!

by few;DRLKO November 23, 2018

Clunch

1. Hard pressed.
2. State of being or act of hard pressing.
3. An extreme pwning.

NOTE: An object is said to reach Clunch Completion when it becomes so clunchy that it cannot be clunched any more. An abbreviated term for this is Clunchkin.
NOTE 2: Clunching something quickly is called McClunching.

Even though I studied for a long time; that test completely clunched me.

Sometimes I feel that if another customer complains, I'll turn into a Clunchkin Case.

by The Clunchkin March 8, 2010

Crunchies

Similar to the munchies, the crunchies are a specific craving for crunchy snacks such as potato chips, tortilla chips and corn nuts. Usually brought on by THC consumption.

Pete blazed up and before he knew it he had a the crunchies big time. As there were no chips in the house he had to settle for a bag of croutons.

by winchun April 29, 2010

Crunchies

Infantrymen, engineers, clerks, and just about everyone else who doesn't ride in a tank. So named for the sound they make when they get their sorry selves run over.

Man, I'm telling you, if those damn crunchies don't get out of the way, I'm going to take the treads to every last one of them!

by Cat-Kill January 19, 2008

captain crunch

when you are performing oral sexual acts on a girl and solid vaginal discharge enters your mouth giving you a crunchy delight.

Wow Gina gave me sum captain crunch last nite!

by Swales February 8, 2007