crap

substitute word for the "S" word; stuff

Bill: holy crap!

BOB: get yer crap outta my tiolet

by naikih January 2, 2007

matter of crap

See matter-of-crap at Urban Dictionary Website

matter of crap

by jeffbo April 8, 2009

Crap

pile of poo

my friend jake looks like a pile of crap or aleast his skin does

by Mike Colabuno January 2, 2007

crap sandwich

President Obama's 2009 Economic Stimulus Package.

That crap sandwich is so big they'll need a funnel to get it down our throats. And by "our" I mean we the American taxpayers.

by NVLL February 2, 2009

What the Crap

What Strong Bad says a lot..

"...what.. Brian!!? WHat the crap!? Unless brian is short for.. brianrietta.. or brian-sue..."

by Anonymous the Poster July 10, 2003

Crap Jacks

1. Human feces after sour dough bread
2. Response used by a person who wants to express extreme distaste

1. "Man, I just had a bad case of crap jacks."
2. "Oh man, that dude just got hit in the balls." "CRAP JACKS!"

by Francis April 4, 2003

crap castle

noun. When one drops a duece and the logs break and pile upon one another. Also known as a Log Cabin.

1- "Dude! You have to see the size of the Crap Castle someone left in the toilet on the 3rd floor!"
2- "I already have.... and yes, I am proud of it"

by Wankerstein November 11, 2007