An African American than has reverted to an early stage of development. They also have a significantly devolved brain. This can happen when they use too many drugs; notably crack cocaine.
Julie wants to play with a black boy. Please don't Julie, that is a primal coon. You could get hurt because they don't understand anything.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.
See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.
by Loveydisco September 18, 2022
Soon David and "Scottster" are "ace boon coons," as my mother used to say, golfing together and making plans for joint ventures in computer programming.
by Delbosco October 14, 2021
"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" Yo mark i need meds i'm low on health.
"Mark Henry Klein" Nah i'm all out
*later*
*Mark Henry Klein Dies*
*Teammates looting body of Mark Henry Klein*
"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" You fucking Loot Coon I needed those meds earlier
"Mark Henry Klein" Fuck you I needed it for later
"Mark Henry Klein" Nah i'm all out
*later*
*Mark Henry Klein Dies*
*Teammates looting body of Mark Henry Klein*
"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" You fucking Loot Coon I needed those meds earlier
"Mark Henry Klein" Fuck you I needed it for later
by CallMeManaMan February 17, 2019
by Dead 1 November 30, 2023
“My boss has me cooned out, he is making me work overtime with no pay.”
“My car is cooning me out today, the alternator died.”
“My buddy is dicking down my girl behind my back, he cooned me out.”
“My car is cooning me out today, the alternator died.”
“My buddy is dicking down my girl behind my back, he cooned me out.”
by Finna dive in it November 20, 2020
while driving down the road, I passed a geo metro filled with five coons. I turned to my wife and said, "look at that coon biscuit!"
by Tyron Alexander Jones April 20, 2022