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Cooning/Coon

The fine art of knowing when to turn any situation into a funny one for your own personal benefit. This will however most of the time be at the expense of others and should/shouldn't be avoided at all cost.
D'Melle was cooning/coon at a church service and made everyone on the row laugh in the middle of the preacher/pastor talking. Cooning is a passion, a way of life. To be a coon one must fully immerse him/her self in the art.

-Coonery at it's best.
by Senior Coon Squable January 13, 2017
mugGet the Cooning/Coonmug.

DC coon

An aggressive and dangerous black person in the Washington DC area. They prey on tourists- mugging, stealing, carjacking..assaulting them. They will try and intimidate the victim by being loud and speaking coon talk. They have bad intentions. And there’s very little repercussions due to local political leader’s policies on crime.
While walking to the Jefferson Memorial, a group of DC coons threatened to shoot me if I didn’t give them my wallet.
by michael mooncricket III October 17, 2022
mugGet the DC coonmug.

Coon

Someone who constantly post hooks on nba and had no life and gets fed ready meals for dinnner
Oh look that coon is post hooking again
by Hecotrallanmoore April 11, 2021
mugGet the Coonmug.

Coon whore

The word Coon whore is used when you happen to see a possum or black woman with their legs spread
Yo look at that Coon whore she gon get the clap
by Gooch munkey November 23, 2021
mugGet the Coon whoremug.

joely coon

Joely Coon is the biggest knob ever to walk the face of the earth. He is awfully cocky and for some unknown reason, believes he is a chick magnet. In his spare time, you can find him sending cringe worthy streaks, such as 'Heyy yoooooo'. But he's a pretty decent guy to scab food from, cause he always seems to be carrying it. But when your in a time of crisis, Joely is always there for you. That's why he's a great friend
''Your acting like a Joely Coon'
'Surely I'm not that bad'
mugGet the joely coonmug.

Coon Giner

The reproductive organs of a female African American woman. The vagina, the puss, the baby hole.
Yo girl gimme some of day coon giner
by FlyingFishSandwich January 30, 2024
mugGet the Coon Ginermug.

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