Spoon the Coon

A game in which participants of non-black ethnicity drive around a particularly poor neighbourhood in an automobile of some sort. The participants carry with them a bag of metal spoons and whenever they see a black person they roll down the windows and scream SPOON THE COON!!! whilst throwing the spoon at the black person. If the spoon makes contact with its intended target then the drive continues, if the spoon misses then the driver stops the vehicle and the thrower of said missed spoon must exit the vehicle and retrieve the spoon from the ground. If you miss your throw then you are likely going to die because black people don't much like this game.

Greg: Hey quick roll down the windows there be a nigger up ahead!
SPOON THE COON!!!

*Greg throws spoon at black man, but misses*

Bob: Well you missed, better bring the shotgun with you when you grab that spoon that nigger's got a killin look in his eye.

by runshat October 27, 2010

Dune Coon

A synonym for a Somalian that lives in Minnesota.

I was driving down first street and the damn Dune Coon cut me off!

by B_The_Mann_84 March 10, 2017

don't kick yer coon dog

Colloqialism from the American South, literally means don't bit the hand that feeds you.

BILLY: God damn, woman! Old man Winter's makin' me work on the weekend ho'ing his damn soil!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!

by HelenHar July 22, 2008

Dirty Coon

similar to the dirty sanchez. one takes their finger puts it up a dirty anus and gives the owner of the dirty anus racoon eyes.

that bitch was so pissed when i gave her the dirty coon

by Professor McFuck March 26, 2009

spik-coon

Over sun baked Mexican with leathery skin. Clearly forgotten their sombrero.

Shit, he's gone spik-coon in this heat.

or

shut up spik-coon , sweep my yard and then go 'n' toast yourself some more

by jr12345678 January 22, 2014

Pineapple Coon

A racist term for native Hawaiians. Also a fantastic comeback for being called a "howlie" by the locals.

Damn, that pineapple coon can drink a ton of Heineken!

by FuiW1990 December 30, 2017

Dune coon

Sand nigger
Arab

Person 1: hey did you see that middle eastern
Person 2: Of course I saw that dune coon

by Wall hater July 7, 2019