Birth control relationship

When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.

Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.

"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."

"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."

by derp216 September 6, 2022

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ghetto control

next to a grafitti tag, often represents the dominant local mafia, g's, pimps or players.

Sprayed Tag Ghetto Control ~

by liftd1337 September 6, 2017

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Control

You want me to think I can't control you but really there's nothing you can do to STOP me from controlling you.

Hym "Want to see me control you? Try to stop me as hard as you can ok? I'm the single most powerful psychic on the planet. You want to see? You don't believe me? Ok. After you leave the site you're on to read this... Come back at a later time or date to read this again. There. You have been controlled."

by Hym Iam October 1, 2023

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Control mobile

It’s where a man shits and takes a piss in a woman’s mouth and Jack’s off in her mouth and she swallows it

Friend: what did you do last night

Me: me and my wife done a control mobile

by Digbickboy96024 March 9, 2021

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mission control

The sober person that hold it all together on a night out of partying. Mission control makes all the decisions and makes sure no one gets in trouble.

Hey can I buy you a vodka cranberry?

No, I'm mission control tonight.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

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Atmosphere Controller

Atmosphere Controller: A person who seeks to dictate the emotional tone of a group. They thrive on controlling whether everyone feels happy, sad, or any other mood, and may react negatively if someone disrupts their desired atmosphere. Often seen as a control freak of emotions, they prefer everyone’s feelings to align with their own.

Lee: Greg's a proper downer, isn’t he? Every time we’re around him, it’s like the whole vibe just dies bruv..

Frank Yeah he's a proper

Atmosphere Controller the negative twat LOL.

Lee: init bruv. LOL

by Jamie Cheese December 18, 2025

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