Condoms

The substance that your father didn't use, which created you.

Your mother: HARDER HARDER.
Your father: Wait i forgot to use condoms.

by Eyad, the weird kid December 8, 2019

condado

Where all of the puerto ricans go to meet up with their friends. Kinda a bs city but its the best we got. Also called condi by us who live en puerto rico. People come skate here at ventana ad basically just get high.

Ay que fucking cool estas en condi. Me and my friends went to condado to go skate.

by thicbean February 26, 2021

Condom

The original "Son" block

Ah shit, the condom just broke.

by anonymous September 23, 2021

Condom crusader

where someone steals all of the extra large condoms from the store.

Yo, did you hear? The condom crusader stole every condom in the store.

by Brookalyn<33 January 27, 2022

condom

a tasty snack.

person 1: im hungry what should i eat?

person 2: i have some used condoms i saved from last night

by peaness2002 January 29, 2022

Condomhoover

Someone who after having sex sucks the condom up and absorbs its nutrients

My girlfriend sucked up the condom she is such a condomhoover

by Uno_Bruno October 29, 2022

Condiment Dad

A divorced or single father that has no real food in his fridge and pantry, it only consists of condiments.

“ Dad we only have ketchup packets and mustard in the fridge, you’re a Condiment Dad”

by lexisdoor November 29, 2022