coated

sweet, awesome, hot, fresh, sick

ex. 1: "your car is coated!"
ex. 2: (someone asks you how things have been) "shit's been pretty coated"

by flab gab and fat shat June 18, 2009

colten

A term used for those retarded and easily distracted folk.

I think my brother is a Colten.

by MIss Crichton July 7, 2008

Cole's Law

If you can chop it up and mix it with mayo, then you should.

We have a ton of leftover cabbage and carrots, I guess we need to follow Cole's Law.

by conje October 23, 2020

Cole

Cole is a greasy haired fag. He doesn't take other people's feelings into consideration and he thinks he's too fit for life. He thinks he has a boss 6 pack but its just a fat pack. His hair is longer then his pubes. He thinks he's too indie for life when he's just a wanna be.

I hate cole.

by Ello(': September 15, 2013

J Cole

Probably the 'shittiest' rapper of all time, next to Lil Wayne maybe.

J Cole: They say I'm like the human body, I produce my own shit
J Cole: These niggas thinking they the shit, and they ain't even farted yet
J Cole: You the shit only cause I digested you niggas
J Cole: I'm the shit, you the stools
J Cole: I let you feel like you're the shit, but boy, you can't out-fart me
J Cole: Potty train niggas, this that teach you how to shit

John: Damn J Cole is fucking shit!
Bob: Yes he is a shitty rapper.
John: he's still better than kendrick though
Bob: Obviously

J Cole is still the shit to me

by Icy Wyte June 30, 2022

COLBERT

Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill. NASA's space treadmill in the new "Tranquility" node.

Timmy: Want to go for a jog?

John: Why the hell would we do that when we have a perfectly nice COLBERT to jump on?

by roar123 April 15, 2009

colateral damage

Dead, poor, third-world childern, at the hands of rich first-world politicians.

georgew: We should be able to take over in Iraq without too much colateral damage.

by daDebil February 29, 2004