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Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
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Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
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make champs

To make championship game in a sports league.
do you think we’ll make champs?
by jimmynudered August 20, 2022
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Drink Champs

Drink Champs is defined as a podcast on revolt t.v.
I can't wait for an interview on Drink Champs.
by Rob run corleone September 10, 2022
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lumpy chumpy booger eating chumpy

a really fat disgusting man and is bumpy
woah that guy is fat as hell he is a lumpy chumpy booger eating chumpy
by Good old spanner November 11, 2022
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rump chump

the dumb faggots house might as well be incorporated as Rump Chumps R Us.
by King Krap September 23, 2023
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Cheesy Chumper

A male penis that is unclean and overgrown with smegma.
“I forbid you to sex me until you get rid of that Cheesy Chumper.”
by Rotten_Cum November 2, 2023
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