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christian fuck

A christian fuck is different from most of your average christians, in that he or she is completely unable or unwilling to leave their religion out of a conversation, event, or activity.

You see these people instantly in any public setting because they make themselves seen. They'll often carry bibles or wear 6-foot-long metal crosses around their necks. When they're not telling you you're going to go to hell for your sinful ways, they're either being homeschooled by their equally fucking insane parents, or at Church sponsored gatherings.

The most noticeable thing about a "Christian Fuck" is that he or she will almost always reference scripture when talking to you. They don't care if you're in a closed car or at Subway trying to get a bite to eat, anything and everything that comes out of their brainwashed little mouth is something about their religion.

These are the same people that rant and rave about "keeping god in schools" although the irony being that they are all home school-bubble-children who have never even set foot in a public education facility, but that doesn't stop their brainwashed christian psychopath parents from telling them that public school is a dark place of sin and villainy.

Christian Fucks are also very sheltered, they live in little bubbles that they create themselves and are violently opposed to any alternative view that contradicts the bible in any way. They have canned responses for every scientific fact that's been proven, and spout them off like robots at the drop at a hat.

Christian Fucks should be avoided at all costs.
Billy the Christian Fuck told everyone that holding hands was the devil, because the devil has hands and he uses them for holdin'
by pizzalicioussd May 4, 2008
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Tyler Christian

Possibly one of the best things to have ever happen to a brown girl, the type of guy who appears to not give a damn about anyone but secretly is the most amazing boyfriend. The type that gives "just because roses", changes his flaws, leaves notes on his girlfriend's pillow and keeps all of her notes. One in a million.
Everyone wishes they had a "Tyler Christian"
by Foreign Girl January 6, 2011
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christian-grunden

a name referred to guy who awesome and amazingly sexy. he will do anything to help anyone. he has the most amazing smile even though he doesn't think so. eyes like the seas of paradise. the best lover one has ever known. he is the most amazing thing to ever happen to me. my life wouldn't be complete without him.
oh my god! have you met this guy? hes amazing!

i know, ITS CHRISTIAN-GRUNDEN and hes all MINE!
by SOMEONE6147 January 20, 2013
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Christian Fundamentalism

The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity (see God) that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.
The Bush administration is a prime example of Christian fundamentalism gone horribly sour.
by GleefulSchizo666 November 19, 2005
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Christian Death

An american goth band that was founded in 1979, by Rozz Williams, in Los Angeles Califorina. They were a remarkable band, until Rozz left the band and guitarist Valor Kand, kept the name Christian Death after promising to change it. Valor destroyed the band, that was once the child of Rozz's genius.
Pete: Man I can't believe that asshole Valor ruined Christian Death!
Sue: There is no Christian Death without Rozz!
by Ira Peel January 15, 2005
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Christian Climer

The lead guitarist of the band There For Tomorrow. Christian used to have long, pretty blonde hair but he cut it and dyed it brown. Christian has a lisp, stutter, and he's colorblind. He seems very ADD, funny, and nice. He's a total studmuffin and a badass guitarist.
Girl 1: "Can you believe Christian Climer cut his pretty hair?!"

Girl 2: "He looks so much sexier with it short."

Girl 1: "I guess..."
by RageFace September 27, 2009
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Plastic Christians

Christianity not-indeed: People who wrap themselves in the cloak of Christianity while their actions are totally hypocritical in context of the faith they espouse. Ussally uppity Liberals that feel guilty about the world in general and feel obligated to make things better while only making total asses of themselves and making real Christians look bad.
These plastic christians are really beginning to annoying me.
by Goloka October 16, 2008
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