Captain Ahab

While you and a fat chick are in the water, have her bob down so only the ass of the girl is sticking out such to resemble a whales blowhole, you then stand on the side of the pool waiting to slay the "white whale" in the blowhole, finishing off with a dismount and inserting into whichever hole he pleases, Slaying the white whale.

Yo man i gave this chick a Captain Ahab Last Night. I stuck that shit to the mothafuckin whale yo.

by Silentobituary August 31, 2006

centaur

A Centaur is a male version of a sexual unicorn, it’s a male that’s in a sexual relationship with couple.

We are looking to a Centaur not a Unicorn to be in a relationship with us.

by Pink Cinnamon September 5, 2019

Captain

The Social Athlete who has the weekend planned out on Tuesday and is the guy who makes ALL the decisions.

"Captain Alex has just texted me seven times checking that I'll be out on Saturday. Calm the f^@# down".

by TheAthlete November 2, 2014

captain dip shit

Words used to describe a friend when they ask stupid questions that they definetly should know the answer to. A term used when you've already returned a friends belongings and they ask for their property.

Stephen: Cricket, do you have my cigarettes.
Cricket: Hello, I already gave them back to you, Captain dip shit!

by OtterChic April 25, 2006

captain gemy

Girls who typically have the name Angela in the real world. Girls who typically are Geminis. Girls who drink to much Captain Morgan and loose sight of the world around them. Oh, and they usually like to take a multiple pictures of the same thing.

Yo man, look at that girl, she's messed up she's must be a Captain Gemy.

by CBD3155 August 17, 2006

Captain Bailout

Fuckin' loser friend who wants to hang but bails out at the last second usually using a gay excuse.

8:30 pm: Me to other friend - "Me and Captain Bailout are supposed to meet up at Sharkey's around 10 o' clock"

9:55 pm: Captain Bailout - "Dude, I can't make it. I have to (insert gay-ass excuse here). Catch up with you next time."

by Martyisruling December 8, 2007

captaser

The Incorrect T-9 Spelling Of The Word Bastard.

"Man Jason Is Such A Captaser"
Translation:
"Man Jason Is Such A Bastard"

by Aholl January 10, 2009