Martyisruling's definitions

Captain Bailout

Fuckin' loser friend who wants to hang but bails out at the last second usually using a gay excuse.

8:30 pm: Me to other friend - "Me and Captain Bailout are supposed to meet up at Sharkey's around 10 o' clock"

9:55 pm: Captain Bailout - "Dude, I can't make it. I have to (insert gay-ass excuse here). Catch up with you next time."

by Martyisruling December 8, 2007

buck o' five

The price of freedom

If you don't throw in your buck o' five, who will? Freedom costs a buck o' five.

by Martyisruling December 8, 2007