Comment Stalker

One Who reades others myspace comments to gain information.

1:Is jimmy dating Sue?

2:Yeah,

1:How do you know?

2:I read their comments.

1:You comment stalker. queer.

by Kaalen69 March 25, 2009

commentose

Comatose from comments. When you are sifting through peoples' online postings or comments and you get so bored, you are almost comatose.

"I'm just sifting through my facebook page and Jerry's posting responses have me commentose."

by kneelund April 6, 2010

Comments with edits about likes

The easiest way to ruin youtube comment

Edit: OMG thanks for 1.4k LIKES (random smiley emojis)

Everyone else: I hate Comments with edits about likes

by The lazy second coming of God August 19, 2020

Comment Jump

(v): to disregard, not acknowledge, or skip over a comment when replying on a post or status update.

Did you see when George comment jumped me!? I can't believe he ignored me like that, I thought we were friends.

Stephen just comment jumped Angelina. He has been avoiding her since last week.

Christina: Don't you just hate it when someone you don't like comments on a post, but there are other people you want to comment back to?
Drake: Just comment jump them!

by ItsMeTopherHere January 2, 2011

fishing for comments

Usually done by a desperate girl to any guy she meets & is slightly interested (but not always necessarily flirting) in where she asks him close-ended questions where the guy is forced to say nothing else but something nice about the girl asking the question , mean while boosting her confidence.

- the guy in these situations usually are "just friends" if this girl is already in a relation ship and her boyfriend finds out , BULLSHIT

Fishing for comments - Any self centered questions that come from an insecure girl

by Dave-NN April 4, 2008

like comment and subscribe

Oh no plz do on my ytub channel or the police will come and it will not be a prank!!!!!111YouTube

Rembr 2 like comment and subscribe

by Batboykidman May 19, 2016

Comme de Fuckdown

An expression which comes from writing the sentence "Calm the fuck down" as if it were French: "Comme" for Calm, "de" for the, and Fuckdown altogether. It is probably trying to make fun of both English slang (da/de used for "the") and French language (or, of French people that don't know how to write English properly).

The expression "Comme de Fuckdown" was made popular by a Dutch apparel company producing caps, t-shirt and goodies displaying that sentence.

What is this "Comme de Fuckdown" everyone is wearing? - Don't know dude, some Dutch company.

I'm going to freak out... - Comme de Fuckdown (Calm the fuck down)

by BBB's cube September 17, 2013