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Cock quoits

A game played at New Years Eve in Melbourne when Corona Virus lockdown is reintroduced. The usual fireworks are cancelled so glow stick bracelets are skillfully tossed onto cock of the quoitee. In the event of deflation of the quoitee the quoit tosser is responsible for the level of hardness of the game. If cock becomes flaccid points are relinquished.

5 rings wins a prize.
Anthony came down from Albury to see the fireworks in Melbourne but they were cancelled. A game of Cock Quoits was the only solution to see see out 2020.
by Jadedcovid December 31, 2020
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Cock Withdraw

When a woman is madly in love with a man and has been deprived of a sucking, licking, fondling, holding, making love, or most importantly being fucked by her man's cock, she may enter a depression, become unbelievably needy, clingy, horny, sex crazed, emotional, cry, and bitchy. Symptoms worsen the longer she goes without her man's cock inside her. If left untreated, she can go insane.
Damn, his girl is being so crazy and bitchy, she must be going through cock withdraw. Her boyfriend better fuck her nice and good before she goes insane!
by evafoxy May 24, 2018
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cock shnogler

N. One who sucks cock in a very emphatic manner. The typical cock shnogler craves large cocks, also known as cock-a-monsters.
Do you know Laurie the cock shnogler? She sucks a mean dick!
by todd "the bod" piercon August 26, 2006
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Cock Fraud

The act of a man meeting girls on the internet and sending them photoshopped or otherwise altered pictures of their erect cock to impress the girl and make her want it.
Chris wanted to hook up with this girl so bad, he sent her a photoshopped picture of his cock but when he met the girl she laughed at him and said "Dude, you just committed Cock Fraud!"
by Yateball April 3, 2010
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grapple cock

when in the act of sexual intercourse the male (penis) gets stuck in the female (vagina)
Yo, shit one day when I was with my girl she grapple cocked me, and my dick almost snapped off.
by daub. April 7, 2008
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cock hurt

When your just sitting in class and out of no wear u feel ur cock burning
Sir do I have to present cause my cock hurts
by Yvngdvcky November 11, 2017
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Neville Cock

A rare sexually transmitted disease that is incurable, also known as "Genital Nevilleca"
"Shit man I think that girl had Neville Cock because my dicks been pretty itchy since last night"
by NotHoodzey December 3, 2020
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