King Clawthorne

Some incredibly mid character that nobody loves and everyone wants dead and is unanimously considered a bozo

As the father of King Clawthorne, I am deeply sorry for letting this disappointment live

by ImNotTheRealBrian September 19, 2023

Mud Claw

When you finger a girl's sphincter and get shit all over it.

My finger went in the wrong hole, and Suzie gave me a Mud Claw.

by Nikkiiuh January 17, 2024

whore claw machine

one who grabs titties

i'm a whore claw machine

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

santa claws

a cat santas

santa claws!

by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023

hoggin claw

When a short person embarrasses a taller person in basketball by swatting the ball during their shot.

That fool just got Hoggin Clawed! Or ima hoggin claw you boy!

by Thegooseisloose1988 March 10, 2024

Lobster Claw

The delicate yet ferocious act of inserting four fingers in a female’s vagina and a thumb in her anus and then locking eyes with her as you proceed to mimic a lobster claw opening and closing otherwise known as “clacking” all while making the iconic lobster claw clacking sound.

This iconic power sex move and saying was originated and coined by none other than the legendary man of mystery and international Latin lover sensation “Juan Jeremy of San Antonio, Tx”.

Bro, I gave this bitch the Ol’ LOBSTER CLAW! Four in the pink and one in the stink and started making the clacking sound like CLACK-CLACK-CLACK-CLACK

by Juan Jeremy 210 April 19, 2024

Chocolate Claw Machine

The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.

Man that guy smells horrible
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow

by anonymous May 18, 2024