you can't have your cake and eat it too 

This phrase is easier to understand if it is read as "You can't eat your cake, and have it too". Obviously once you've eaten your cake, you won't have it any more. Used for expressing the impossibility of having something both ways, if those two ways conflict.

He works so hard to pay for that fancy house of his that he never has any time to stay home and enjoy it.

Yeah, you can't have your cake and eat it too.

you can't have your cake and eat it too by bmiles October 1, 2006

icing the bundt cake 

Doing a girl doggy-style and busting a nut on her ass.(The ass being the bundt cake because it has a hole in the middle and the icing being chunky eel chowder)

Just to keep things lively and mix it up a little,I did an "icing the bundt cake" on the missus last night.

icing the bundt cake by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

Sesame Cake 

A cake, which if you are Tim Curry's character in Congo, you should stop eating.

Mr Homolka, stop eating my sesame cake.

Sesame Cake by Peter Elliot September 27, 2008

she got cake

Man she got a fat ass

Man my girlfriend she got cake

she got cake by Ace bloodworth May 19, 2016

Great Caesar's Ghost

Catch Phrase by Perry White, Editor-In-Chief of the Daily Planet in Metropolis in the Superman Comics.

Jimmy Olsen: Good Mornin' Chief

Perry White: Great Caesar's Ghost! How many time must I tell you...Don't call me "Chief"

Great Caesar's Ghost by Tleilaxu October 21, 2010

Sky Cake

Sky Cake. (as in, "Oh, sky cake...) Interjection. Spoken in order to quell anger against fundamental religious dogma.

Sky Cake, from the Patton Oswalt comedy routine of the same name, refers to the promise of an afterlife as part of the dogma of many religions. In the earliest days of Mankind, posits Oswalt, the promise of sky-cake by the weaker members of society to the biggest and strongest, was what made them quit "killing and raping", thereby allowing civilization to begin. The problem arising when different religions began to squabble over the particular sky-dessert.

From Oswalt:
"So the next time you see some douchebags in front of an abortion clinic, or trying to ban a Harry Potter novel, just say to yourself 'Oh, sky cake... why are you so delicious?'"

Sky Cake by Oliver DePlace March 24, 2012

Eat the cake, Anna Mae

Eat the cake, Anna Mae (used in Beyonce ft. Jay Z's song "Drunk In Love," is a reference to Tina Turner. Before she became uber famous, her name was Anna Mae. When she was in a diner, after she released her first single, two kids came up to her and asked for her autograph, not her husband's, Ike. Ike got jealous. He got some cake so they could celebrate, but when Anna Mae didn't want to eat it, he said, "Eat the cake, Anna Mae!" and pretty much forced it in her mouth and started attacking her. She was able to get away from her abusive partner, and start her musical career.

"Eat the cake Anna Mae, said Eat the cake, Anna Mae"

Eat the cake, Anna Mae by jdhorner March 4, 2014