Butter Imp

Someone who looks like...
A) A melted GI Joe figurine
B) Jabba the Hutt in a sauna
C) The sweaty lovechild of Herman Munster and Grimace
D) All of the above

Ted Cruz is probably my favorite butter imp.

by GRANDPASTOECHEESE April 20, 2018

Butterhamsock

To hit someone with a sock filled with frozen butter and ham.

I will butterhamsock you, I swear.

by ExcavateUrAth June 25, 2018

butter and egg man

A wealthy but unsophisticated small-town businessman who acts like a playboy when he visits the big city.

Oh I am so sure that Alan will have a good time on his trip to St. Louis; being the "butter and egg man" he is.

by Koshell October 4, 2018

Butterfly Love

Butterfly Love is... when you think you love someone. It's sort of like a crush, but worse. You fall in love with a certain aspect of the person. It's a feeling that wakes you up in the morning feeling amazing and you think about that one thing. Whether it be their smile, or their laugh, or their courage, or just everything about them; When things get bad you remember the feeling and it fuels you. You feel like you can run marathons, like you can do anything. (If you don't want to know the rest of the definition/ the sad part about Butterfly Love don't look in the sentence//description)

Then, the person you love starts to show their true colors (like saying something that hurts so much you have to plaster on a smile like nothing happened), if even for a moment, and you start to see they may not be what you think they are. And you fall out of your Butterfly Love. But there's a big problem about Butterfly Love, the feeling is wonderful, but butterfly love lasts a very long time unless you never see the person again or they hurt you so much you stop seeing that which you love about them. The problem about Butterfly Love is that when you fall out of it, you fall back in. You remember what you love about the person and you keep seeing it no matter how hard you try to swear it away. It just becomes more and more obvious to you.

Maybe they like you back and are showing their best aspect just for you. They begin to love you as soon as you've stopped loving them, but it's vice versa when you love them. You just can't escape it and it hurts like hell when you try to. You'll always crave that feeling you had when you had Butterfly Love.

by ChasingFire April 28, 2019

butterwalk

It means easy,it actually takes no effort to done it

Writing a poem is butterwalking to me

by AJUV BOY February 23, 2020

Butter Badge

An extremely moist asshole. May be caused by sweat, other bodily fluids, swamp ass, a shart, a poor wipe job or general uncleanliness.

I need to go Re-wipe. I got a butter badge.

I got her so wet it dribbled down her taint and made a tasty little butter badge.

Tommy broholed me last night and I ended up with a butter badge.

I tried to squeeze on off in class but I ended up with a shart. I had to sit there till class was out with a butter badge.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

butterfly project

The butterfly project is a technique used to deter self harm. You draw a butterfly where you'd self harm and name it after someone you love. If self harm whilst the butterfly is still there then you've killed that butterfly. I use it and it works for me but it may not for you. Good luck.

I use the butterfly project to stay clean!

by Where's my tea October 20, 2020