bobby

someone who has an extremely small penis.one who can not please a woman..when having sex the woman can not orgasm and she has to fake it then becoming sexualy fustrated.also one who does not shower, and tends to smell bad,one who is jealous off a matt whoes cock is huge and can please his woman to the point off multiple orgasms that she cant hold in her moans

i tied havin sex with this guy last night he was such a bobby, i wish i had a matt

by bobbysvictim December 27, 2009

Bobby

A specimen of lower intelligence that cannot spell first-grade words and does not know what a spell-check is.

Guy 1: u tink ur so badddd w/ ur kuhrect spelin uf teh wordz.
Guy 2: Your name's Bobby, isn't it?

by Cletus. July 4, 2009

Bobby dazzlers

Another word for really good boobs

Wowza!! Did you see her bobby dazzlers?!

She had a low cut top with her bobby dazzlers hanging out!

by Loopsy November 9, 2014

BOBBY

Scottish, mostly north-east slang for penis.

Cock, dong, trouser snake... call it what you will, we call it

"The Bobby"

by the_tartanbeastie February 3, 2010

bobby two hats

Bobby Two Hats - (N) - A Man Named Bobby Wearing Two Hats. Officially Hat-Tastic.

Bobby Two Hats - (V) - Hitting on Someones Mother.

(N) Hey, Let's Call Up That Hat-Tastic Mother Fucker Bobby Two Hats!

(V) I'm Going to Bobby Two Hats Your Mom. It's Cool, She Just Needs to be at The Other End of The Orgy.

by A.N.O.N. May 11, 2008

Bobby

A total faq and jerk. He makes out with guys in the school supply closet. He is also a tree humper. Also known as booby

Bobby just came out of the closet with Brandon.

by rogLt2 September 13, 2009

bobby blades

(Noun) A blade of mass proportions that is used by only an experienced worksman of the the bobby blades lifestyle. This item is only used by Eddie Vedder but it is allowed to be given out to those who are considered worthy of such a magnificent piece of equipment. This item is commonly found on film sets, in the common and in Carls. Bobby Blades is guarenteed to increase not only your stamina, but your self-esteem aswell.

"Yo, throw me Bobby to cut this Gaff"
"Did Kimbo borrow Bobby for a run?"
"Bobby Blades can most certainly make carl Bobby Bleed if it were appropriate for the situation"

by Space Cop July 22, 2006