Classic Benjamin L 

It's when someone named Benjamin takes an L and it's always normal for him. It may also be used for anybody else.

Benjamin -I dropped my Wallet!
Walter -Classic Benjamin L.

Classic Benjamin L by Aerikitar January 16, 2023

keep the Benjamin on the wallet 

Save your money, don't spend it for useless things

Instead of buying shiny new phones or cars, why you don't ever think to keep the Benjamin on the wallet?

keep the Benjamin on the wallet by Sir. B September 19, 2021

Breaking Benjamin 

Another failed attempt at pop rock. People complained Grunge wasn't real rock, now we have a tool mimic on our hands. I only listened to this band, because Billy Corgan cowrote a few songs. If you're looking for some minor talent, I suggest Britney Spears or 50 Cent over this shit any day. And to the dork who robbed his name from FFVII, and not to mention his little brothers anal virginity, obviously you had to have been in touch with the mainstream to have ever heard of Breaking Benjamin in the first place, you fuckin' hypocrite. It's about time to grow up and quit classifying yourself as a rebel, or hasn't your crotch fuzz finished growing in yet?

Lonely Goth Boy Rufus Shinra: Hey guys! Breaking Benjamin's cool!
Some Random Football Jock: That guy's wearin' lipstick! GET 'EM!

Breaking Benjamin by Whothefuckcares December 11, 2004

sticky benjamin

Shaking hands with, or other otherwise touching, an unsuspecting person directly after you have masturbated and gotten it on your hands. Cum may be rustified, or still wet.

"Dude, I so gave your mom a sticky benjamin yesterday."

"WHAT?"

"Don't worry, it was a dry one.. she had no idea. But it was hot."

sticky benjamin by Fabian_6969 April 25, 2007

Breaking Benjamin 

a group of deliquints sent to a correctional facility for the senseless murder of a young african-american man, Fareek Benjamin. Some say that the method of murder used was so distressing, these men "broke" benjamin. However, in order to remember such a legacy, we call them such in the present tense.

"Did you hear about Breaking Benjamin?"
"Yeah they totally broke his ass!"

Breaking Benjamin by shooter August 29, 2005

Adam Benjamin 

Like a regular Adam but 100x worse.

This particular type of Adam can usually be found sat eating biscuits, ice cream and crying over receipts. May also be found attempting to flirt with unsuspecting prey and failing miserably.

Popular in the gay community due to his impeccably shiny head that acts as a mirror.

TOP TIP : Stay away from an Adam Benjamin as they're probably contagious.

"This creepy guy called Adam tried to flirt with me today. It was awful!"

"it wasn't an Adam Benjamin by any chance was it?"

"Yes! How did you know?!?"

Adam Benjamin by MCdermott123 June 15, 2017

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law by cjm94611 February 24, 2009