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half-baked

foolish, poorly thought out, ill conceived
They are always coming up with half-baked excuses.
by Light Joker November 11, 2005
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baked bean

A bean that is coated in tomato sauce. Only found once a month, and best avoided. An acquired taste.
It was only baked bean on the menu, but he tucked in anyway.
by Paul Hopwood October 14, 2006
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Band Geek

You know you're a band geek if:
1. You secretly look down on all those not in band
2. You like to make fun of choir kids
3. The songs you're learning in band tend to get stuck in your head ALL DAY
4. Band is your favourite class of the day
5. A lot of your stories start with "Remember that time in band when..."
6. You can play more than one instrument
7. You will fight to the death to defend band if someone makes fun of you for being in it
8. You KNOW band is awesome and no one can tell you otherwise!

However, there is still prejudice amongst the band geeks. There are the uppity, 'too cool' kids who only took band because they thought it'd be an easy class, but they don't really count as band geeks. Then there are the kids (usually asian) who practise all the time and are AMAZING, but keep to themselves and usually don't talk at all. Then there are the rest of the geeks, who come in all shapes sizes colours and abilities.
Choir kid: "Ew band..."
Band geek: "STFU you choir queer!"
by Jonty! October 26, 2011
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Liquid Bandaid

The application of semen over a minor cut or scrape. When allowed to dry properly, it will stop the bleeding, reduce the pain and help to create the optimal environment of healing for the wound.
Last night, it got a little rough. She cut her forehead open on some of the broken glass on the floor. Out of concern, he flipped her over, held her down and applied the liquid bandaid. Five minutes later, after the bandage had set, her wound was safe from infection- so he let her go.
by k-12 December 6, 2006
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Lacky band

Shortened word referring to an elastic rubber band as found in stationery stores with a hundred and one uses.
Please bind those ten envelopes with a lacky band so they don't get seperated !
by MoisteK January 18, 2009
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rag time marching band

when a girl is on her period. and acting like a cunt.
Well Bill sounds like your wife is pissed and the rag time marching band is in town for a week.
by fids December 28, 2007
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