funky nut blast

Can be used in an awkward situation or an overall fun setting also a special icecream flavor from the secret menu

1) ava- *trips over something and falls*
klm- thats a funky nut blast

2) girl- yea we broke up a while ago
aklm- thats a funky nut blast

by therealfunkynutblast August 7, 2018

Ass Blast

When something awful happens that infuriates you, You have an 'Ass Blast' The event is so upsetting that you feel as if you could have a blast out of your ass.

Dude, An elf just took my cookie! I'm going to have a gnarly Ass Blast!

by Ricky and Carlos July 8, 2011

bafterwards

The bafterwards is a part on everyones body that is located nearest the armpit and the nipple. It is often used as a way to show affection for someone. Some common ways of doing so are, biting, licking, sucking, or kissing the baftarwards. Also the baftarwards has a few street names such as bafty and baftoid, to name a couple. The reason that this body part is not commonly discussed is because unbeknownst to many this is a very real body part. Most commonly expressed is that the plumper the bafterwards the better however, bafterwards come in many shaps and sizes and some people prefer smaller and boneier, but most prefer plump ones. So when push comes to shove the bafty is and forever will be a real body part, that is very pleasurable.

Robby: Zack, I think that it is time to sink my teeth into your lovely bafty.
Nyle: I completely agree... this may hurt a bit.
Zack: Thats incorrect it always feels great when you bite my bafterwards, you idiot.

by Zack Hormel-Deans Boltansky May 6, 2006

shotgun blast

A hairstyle that's common among obese females. The front and top of the hairstyle is somewhat normal, while the hair on the back of the head is, for some reason, overly spiked out.

Almost all of the fat nurses were sporting the shotgun blast hairstyle.

by n0kx May 16, 2008

face blast

Getting high on marijuana.

Anyone wanna go for a face blast?

by emit June 11, 2008

"blast out"

a new and upcoming way of saying goodbye in an urban setting

one can say "blast out" to let someone else know that he/she is leaving a scene or hanging up the phone.

by Jessica Vigars January 17, 2008

blast off

Do to coke / get high.

Do you wanna blast off this weekend?

by Thomas V May 12, 2006