Definitions by n0kx

Ship it to shorty 

When you have a problem you just don't feel like you can handle and you want to let the worry go you "ship it to shorty".

Eric: I think my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend.

Matt: Don't worry about it...ship it to shorty.

Ship it to shorty by n0kx May 29, 2009

shotgun blast

A hairstyle that's common among obese females. The front and top of the hairstyle is somewhat normal, while the hair on the back of the head is, for some reason, overly spiked out.

Almost all of the fat nurses were sporting the shotgun blast hairstyle.

shotgun blast by n0kx May 16, 2008