appels

When apples escape and go appling in the apples of my apple of my apple of apples and apples that are appley and apples and are such applee and apple and stuffs and apple such appling when apple expeapple in the apples of my apple of the apple in the apples of apple in the apple

Him: y0 see them their appels?
You: dem der apples?
APPOLEZS

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbm, July 31, 2016

Apple Fanboy

A socially underdeveloped, typically male individual who derives their sense of self-worth through Apple products. Thus any attack on Apple as a company is a direct insult to their self-worth (and in many cases core masculinity). Many also strangely demonstrate their loyalty and fealty to Apple through bragging about how large an Apple device they can insert into their rectum (along with achieving their greatest level of sexual satisfaction).

Joe's such an Apple Fanboy... he's gotten a Trashcan Mac Pro inside him.

by whackedman March 6, 2018

catshit and apple butter

An interjection indicating exasperation.

Catshit and apple butter, I just got put in charge of the United Way campaign again this year.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

Applebees

Noun - A restraunt that is popular and recieves a lot of business. Often stressing employees and overworking them. Service is slow and tempers run high, with employees all identities by being forced to wear name-tags that say, "Hi Neighbor ____Their Name____ I'M APPLEBEES"

They often boost morale by saying chants and calling each other Applebuddies and refer to simple activities as Appletasks. Such as, Applehandshake, Applehug, Applewand, Applemic (Short for microwave).

Food is often dropped and served to customers and orders will sit in the heating window for 45 minutes.

John Doe: "I ate at Applebees last night."

by Former Employee February 11, 2006

apple pie pussy

delicious! sweet, refreshing, and never lets you down pussy.

oh Shit!!!! I'm coming all over your apple pie! They should come out with an apple pie pussy beer.

by pat masters November 19, 2007

apple pie

a dessert consisting of crushed or chopped apples often mixed with sugar inside an external pastry shell.

i feel like a dessert consisting of crushed or chopped apples often mixed with sugar inside an external pastry shell. ie an 'apple pie'

by paddy mccleaver August 23, 2006

apple bag

the ballsack of a man

as in "i kicked that douche in his apple bag"

by the hibernator January 31, 2003