When apples escape and go appling in the apples of my apple of my apple of apples and apples that are appley and apples and are such applee and apple and stuffs and apple such appling when apple expeapple in the apples of my apple of the apple in the apples of apple in the apple

Commonly used in text messages or social media as a short form for Very Sound Advice.

Making up a bullshit excuse as to why there is semen on the back seat of your car.

seriously...APPEL? the simplest fruit you could spell in the dictionary and you spelt it wrong? what is wrong with you, you need to stop and think about your life decisions leading up to this. I mean...I had to write this for you yo show how fast and hurrying you are, you spell the simplest thing wrong...you should be ashamed of yourself

smh

^the same as the one above except even fatter