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Youtube Ad Revenue

Youtube ad revenue, you get money per ad but nowadays nothing is monetized.
*Guy 1 calls minecraft youtuber*
Guy 1: AYY MAN how much Youtube Ad Revenue do you have dude?
Minecraft youtuber: Yeah man.. i said Mojix once and now i have no ads..
*Guy 1 ends call*
by Jeffydickballs December 19, 2017
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ad-mire

n. A deep black sticky morass of adverts.

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The Superbowl broadcast is becoming a total ad-mire.
by gnostic3 March 21, 2024
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Ad

sexiest person alive
has a 79-pack
can crush steel in-between thighs
tits the size of watermelons
world's greatest Celeste gamer
John Delancie : holy shit it's Ad, please be my friend / lover

Ad : sorry John, I'm going to see Cai. I'm just out of your league now
by Balze August 5, 2022
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Ad sweep

Also known as Ad swipe, it is when an ad purposely goes down and you misclick on it, leading to a website from the advertiser, it is a nasty and 100% successful move.
Advertiser: Why am I in company hell?
Company Hell Owner: You did the Ad sweep

Advertiser: But why do I belong here for that?
Company Hell Owner: For wasting seconds of everyone's time
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ad

a cool nickname for your or your friends crush it stands for anime dude so if you or ur friends like someone who somewho remind you of anime guys ladies i gotcha the code name no need to spend time thinking
Elise: look over there its owen
Andrew: Omg you like owen
Juliana: Elise now everyone knows we need a code name
Sarah: What about anime dude
Juliana: No too long
Elise: How about AD a for anime and d for dude
Sarah: I love it
Juliana: Perfect

Few days later

Juliana: Omg look Elise its AD
Elise: Omg I love him sm
Andrew: Whos AD
Sarah: Hahahahaha
by JujuElsieSare December 2, 2022
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YouTube Ad-Blockers

This is the most useful extension for watching a YouTube video seamlessly without getting interrupted by Google's petty ads (Why does big companies ruin everything single innocent thing anyway?)

Basically, it just blocks every single ad that tries to bother you and keep you away from watching your video. This includes ads that are inappropriate and not safe for children. It seems so necessarily, and the good thing is, most of them are free! Yay! No ads! Literally a haven for us, right?

Not for long. YouTube used to be the best and only video site I relied on for years, but now it's a goddang mess in this 2020s decade. It's a pile of kaka that smells like greed. You know why?

IN AROUND 2023, THEY LITERALLY JUST BUILT A SYSTEM THAT ABSOLUTELY ERADICATES EVERY SINGLE AD-BLOCKER, DISPLAY A BLACK SCREEN SO THAT THE BEAUTIFUL VIDEO YOU'RE WATCHING CAN'T PLAY, AND SHOWS YOU THE TEXT:
‘Ad-blockers violate YouTube's Terms of Service’

Like dude, who the hell would read ToSes? I mean, good for you if you had the time and balls to read them, but this is inhumane to sane people. There are millions of people using YouTube, and the majority can't waste their time having to buy premium for just the sake of ‘removing ads’. There are thousands of poor people, you know?

A literal dumb move that Google pulled-off out of their scummy arses. YouTube was good before, and now they're making it dystopic and unpleasant and immoral, and… yeah.

I hope the world will be better soon :`)
Person from 2022: Oh god, these YouTube Ad-Blockers are saving me a ton of time to not watch these annoying ads that come out of my (f-word)-ing screen! Enabling extensions like this make me feel like I'm in heaven! Betchya YouTube couldn't do anything about it >:D

Person from 2024: Erm, actually, you can't use them anymore, since YouTube (or Google actually) heard about this situation and just straight up built a system that blocks every ad-blocker and notifies you with a black screen telling you that you ‘violated’ their ToS and that YouTube Ads actually ‘benefit’ those you watch and create the wonders of art.

Person from 2022: For realsies? I am gonna experience this in 2 years?

Person from 2024: Yeah, sorry, bro. The world got way worse after COVID, at least in terms of technology, but even then we still have global warming. This planet sucks, and it's our fault.

Person from 2022: True, and to you, Google, insults Google in the most unfriendly manner. I WILL BLOCK YOUR HEART ARTIERIES, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, GOOGLE??? (F-WORD) YOU CAPITALISM, AND GREEDY BIG COMPANIES! Drops f-bomb and shows their middle finger

Person from 2024: Uh… you consider that if Google hears about this, and about free speech, um…

Person from 2022: Friendly goodbye, then goes outside and touches grass
by Wallflower_Blushed_68 October 19, 2024
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Medicine ads

an ad for medicine that has a supposedly "happy ending"
There are a lot of memes on Medicine ads.

Medicine ads are commonly found on youtube.
by thisweirddude1707 January 6, 2021
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