Person 11

You: *sees Person 11*
You: HOLY SHIT!!
by jacobk9504 April 13, 2021
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mars 11

The people that are born on this day are TRASH!!!
You see that guy over there, hes trash i bet hes born on mars 11
by BroccoliSkills January 30, 2020
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March 11

1.I have to sell some coke on March 11
2.It's March 11th and we are still in this pandemic
3. i just got a hangover on March 11 i think?
by Catchflight$_ notfeelings! March 11, 2021
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February 11

The worst day of the year! It's when you get slapped in the face if you're not wearing the color blue or turquoise. If you're not wearing those colors, then people can also snatch your lunch any time they want!
Jake: "What's today?"
Mason: "February 11"
Jake: "Shit, really?! It's the worst day of the year!"
by Waffletale November 12, 2019
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January 11

January 11 is known as National Straight Day, no matter what is your sexuality you have to be straight that day. If you are born on that day you will never be gay and always straight. Born on any other day on January besides the 11th, the 4th, the 9th, and the 15th you are gay.
That guy has to be born on January 11!
by NoHomoMan October 18, 2019
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11:06

The time when you have an hour to recieve nudes on snapchat because your SO isn't near.
by B00tyloever December 08, 2019
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September 11

The day we mourn the massive losses from 9/11, and want to kill every Islamic assbag in the world. It should be especially interesting in Gainsville, Florida... This year is the 10th anniversary, and on Sept. 11, there is a huge football game in Gainsville. I'm not hoping for anything, but think about what could happen. To double the threat, a pastor in the same area is holding, 'Burn a Koran Day'. This guy doesn't think right, HE INVITED TERRORISTS TO COME! WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE DO THAT?! He's not a true pastor, he just spews bullshit all over Islam. I don't blame him, but it makes him look bad, especially given the fact people look up to him. I'm not kidding, this guy is fucking crazy.
On September 11, I think I'll buy an American Flag to put, (respectfully of course) on my wall instead of making the people who can kill us angry.
by A7X forever September 08, 2010
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