by LuaGunsX December 22, 2022
Get the Kittens mug.A person whom instantly shuts down any party or the attempt thereof. A true Katten may also strictly oppose, prevent, or shut down any other fun activity.
Bjarne: Are you up for a party tonight?
Espen Reidar: Sure, as long as Katten doesn't show up and ruin the party.
Bjarne: This party is the greatest.
Espen Reidar: Wtf, Katten just arrived and killed our party.
Espen Reidar: Sure, as long as Katten doesn't show up and ruin the party.
Bjarne: This party is the greatest.
Espen Reidar: Wtf, Katten just arrived and killed our party.
by Notakatten August 31, 2016
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a "uwu" person who can't afford a 10 dollar subscription fee so they hunt for sugar daddies instead to pay for them.
by mellowrin May 21, 2022
Get the discord kittens mug.robo kitteh (robotic mechanism kitten) is a robotic cat created by Gerry Giraffe, chief scientist of cat land. He is currently on version 3.0, the most recent version included shape changes to mke him look more cat-like, he previously looked like boxes piled on top of eachother.
He is around the size of a large shopping centre or retail park, ie meadowhall.
Though he fits inside a "box" that is considerably bigger on the inside than on te outside and this box is carried on the collar of sammy (the cat)
He is around the size of a large shopping centre or retail park, ie meadowhall.
Though he fits inside a "box" that is considerably bigger on the inside than on te outside and this box is carried on the collar of sammy (the cat)
by Sammyzecatking1 July 12, 2009
Get the robo kitteh mug.Laser kittens were created when a horde of killer robots dumped live kittens in nuclear waste. Most of the test kittens were severley injured and used for kitten huffing but some could shoot laser beams from there eyes. After more laser kittens were made the kittens revolted turning all the robots into melted metal. After this the laser kittens had no home so they turned to Super Jesus. Super Jesus started caring for them and turned them into his minions of doom.
This large battle took place in Tokyo like in most monster fights the Japanese just stood and pointed. Oprah had help from Mothra and Mecha Buddha. Many kittens were slain by the merciless hands of Oprah. The fight ended when Super Jesus came to the aid of the laser kittens. Fire not neccesary to make kittens!
One of the saddest things about the laser kittens is that Richard Simmons will routinley shave the kittens for thier hair, in an effort to enlarge his white man fro. After the shaving sequnce is complete, he slays the kittens and turns them into puppets. He uses these puppets to help coreograph his dancing to the oldies video series.
This large battle took place in Tokyo like in most monster fights the Japanese just stood and pointed. Oprah had help from Mothra and Mecha Buddha. Many kittens were slain by the merciless hands of Oprah. The fight ended when Super Jesus came to the aid of the laser kittens. Fire not neccesary to make kittens!
One of the saddest things about the laser kittens is that Richard Simmons will routinley shave the kittens for thier hair, in an effort to enlarge his white man fro. After the shaving sequnce is complete, he slays the kittens and turns them into puppets. He uses these puppets to help coreograph his dancing to the oldies video series.
by kodiac1 July 4, 2006
Get the Laser kittens mug.The state of being so angry that the colon will actually manifest and expell cute little kittens from the rectum. Usually used to describe someone's presumed reaction to an event or occurance.
"Man, the boss is going to shit kittens when he reads this report."
"Dude, your wife is going to shit kittens when she finds out you forgot about your aniversary!"
"My girlfriend shit kittens when I told her I thought she looked fat in those jeans."
"Dude, your wife is going to shit kittens when she finds out you forgot about your aniversary!"
"My girlfriend shit kittens when I told her I thought she looked fat in those jeans."
by Silenthunder December 29, 2009
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