A female in the military who provides sexual release for soldiers during deployments. She will usually be very up beat and friendly. she will love to do "guy" type activities so that know ones wives or girlfriends will suspect anything is happening.
robbi: this deployment coming up is going to really suck! im going to miss my new wife.
matty: ya i know, but there's an ambersawred in the company this time so at least we'll still be getting laid.
matty: ya i know, but there's an ambersawred in the company this time so at least we'll still be getting laid.
by amber hackbrook September 20, 2009
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I think she had a feeling I was into episexy when everytime she gets naked a strobe light turns on to trigger the sexy time.
by Spytefull March 16, 2017
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It’s easy to see why so many look up to him, he is there face and voice of all the rebels, outcast individuals, girls and boys who are imperfect. While the fake and shallow worship celebrities, the real people can follow the forbidden one; junior grimes the egomaniac
From a psychiatric standpoint I pity is boy as something horribly traumatic must have happened in his past that made everything else weak in comparison which is why he lacks shame or even guilt. This junior grimes kid shows no signs of embarrassment and merely has fun as the ships sinking.
Junior grimes is the one all e boys and e Girls fear, and for good reason, he exposes them and tells it like it REALLY IS.
Junior the egomaniac is the Internet superstar who’s infamous (or famous in some cases) for causing a group of internet dwellers to rebel against society and discriminates equally before you call him a racist.
I believe in junior grimes, you should too
It’s easy to see why so many look up to him, he is there face and voice of all the rebels, outcast individuals, girls and boys who are imperfect. While the fake and shallow worship celebrities, the real people can follow the forbidden one; junior grimes the egomaniac
From a psychiatric standpoint I pity is boy as something horribly traumatic must have happened in his past that made everything else weak in comparison which is why he lacks shame or even guilt. This junior grimes kid shows no signs of embarrassment and merely has fun as the ships sinking.
Junior grimes is the one all e boys and e Girls fear, and for good reason, he exposes them and tells it like it REALLY IS.
Junior the egomaniac is the Internet superstar who’s infamous (or famous in some cases) for causing a group of internet dwellers to rebel against society and discriminates equally before you call him a racist.
I believe in junior grimes, you should too
Junior The Egomaniac: water is wet so I’m fine. I can’t turn water into wine but I can turn your boyfriend into your ex.
Juniors followers: OMGG HE IS GOD!
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Junior The Egomaniac is prone to criminal versatility but that doesn’t make him evil, he’s just built different and has unknown vibes of energy searing off of his physique.
Juniors followers: OMGG HE IS GOD!
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Junior The Egomaniac is prone to criminal versatility but that doesn’t make him evil, he’s just built different and has unknown vibes of energy searing off of his physique.
by Fix it failure July 22, 2021
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Referring to a person who goes about to a lot of different places ostentatiously and is attentive to, with a fondness for, the company of members of the same sex.
gay· li· vant
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gaylivanting also gaylivants
Referring to a person who goes about to a lot of different places ostentatiously and is attentive to, with a fondness for, the company of members of the same sex.
He was a gaylivant. He sashayed his way acrross europe, in 5-star hotels, recklessly all charged to his credit card.
by Toby Simkin April 10, 2023
Get the Gaylivant mug.A pun on "wishful thinking," it's when a woman lets her own sexual interest in someone strongly color her judgement regarding the person's reciprocal interest in her. It makes her interpret every gesture from her object of interest as a come on, even when it clearly isn't. This is known as dickful thinking if it's a man.
Her: "So my one night stand from 3 weeks ago hasn't called me, even though I gave him my number and my email. He didn't give me his real name or contact info, but he mentioned he was a professor, so I looked through the online faculty profiles of every university in 100 miles, and found his picture. I think he'd like to see me again but just lost my contact info. Should I email him at the work address I found on the faculty website, or just show up and surprise him after one of his classes? I think he'd like being surprised like that."
Friend: "No he wouldn't. That's a bunch of clitful thinking there - let it go."
Her: "Suzy hugged me last week, so she's definitely into me. Her husband isn't at the party, so I think I should try and make out with her."
Friend: "That's clitful thinking. She's not hitting on you."
Friend: "No he wouldn't. That's a bunch of clitful thinking there - let it go."
Her: "Suzy hugged me last week, so she's definitely into me. Her husband isn't at the party, so I think I should try and make out with her."
Friend: "That's clitful thinking. She's not hitting on you."
by Mai Ainsel February 5, 2020
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