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Alexander Elson

Alexander Elson is a very hot and sexy being. if you know him you would pass out by just being in his presence
Female: hey alexander Elson

Alexander Elson: rizz
by Crazyhotman October 6, 2023
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Alexander Pope

A famed English poet, mainly remembered for his mock-heroic works such as The Rape of the Lock.
Alexander Pope was so domineering literary figure that even after his name, an entire age is named i.e., The Age of Pope during early 18c.
by typical Indian October 10, 2023
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alexander

alexander got a big ass dick
by ms linda October 12, 2023
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Alexis Goddess

She’s sensitive and sweet. With a good humorous nature, she’s sweet, funny, she’s kind, intelligent, lovable and loved. She’s as a tiny-bit sassy, but give a hug and she’ll be right as rain. She loves you, you’re a winner.
Alexis Goddess will be taken to shine.
Alexis Goddess will be urges you to say don’t go, and will you deserve to you go?
by The mu and god October 14, 2023
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alexnewtron

Meepcity, Roblox Developer.

Alex new trim was involved in some HEATED cancel culture!

Story P1

##IN SCHOOL HALLWAY#
Jackson: Have you heard of AlexNewTron?
Jamie: Oh god! No, I haven’t! I’m not trendy!!! :(
Jackson: Oh! Well I HATE him! I want to put his head on a spike!
Hammy: Woah! You’re almost as violent and brutal as Jamal!
Jamal: Broski! What?
Florence: Skibidi Toilet!
Camila: Ugh! You’re so cringe! I’m leaving you 4 Rodrick!
Rodrick: Heck yeah!
Florence: Awh man… *crying*
Hector: *snorts* You can hang out with me! *smiles creepily and snorts*
Florence: Ew! Get away from me!
alexnewtron Story P2
*Everyone starts cheering for Florence*
Everyone: OHH! ROASTED!
Danielle: Uhm.. Florence, that was so cool! Wanna date?
Florence: sure!

*smooch in front of everyone*
Everyone: Get a room!
##IN STORE##
Jackson: Hey wassup cashier! I wanna buy these cigars!
Cashier: My name is Brian.. and no.
Jackson: WHY?
Brian: Because you’re ugly!
Jackson: That’s it!
*Jackson pulls out a knife and throws it at him*
Brian: Augh.. ugh.. hss.
*Brain faints, barely alive*
Jackson: Oh no.. I’ve got to go hide the body!
*Jackson goes outside and throws it in the bin*

*Jackson puts on Brian’s fit*
Maria:
Heeey Brian! Wanna go to my bed?
Jackson{as Brian}: Sure.. Yeah!
##IN MARIA’S BEDROOM##
Maria: Undress for me babe!
Jackson: Aight. Let’s do it!
*They do it for 30 minutes*
Jackson: That was great.
*All of a sudden, Brian summons all of his classmates in Maria’s bedroom.*
Classmates: JACKSON! AYOOO!
Maria: You’re not Brian!
Jackson: I can explain!

*Brian teleports Jackson into the graveyard. Jackson is naked*
Jackson: Hey, don’t look there!
Brain: Your end is here!
*Brian exposes himself as the Grimm Reaper*
Grimm Reaper: You will perish!
*Jackson dies and the Grimm Reaper decides to ruin the universe for good*
by mathsdebator October 16, 2023
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Alexnotte

Janked out. It's an it . Popular for ladies not decent ones , just whores and crack heads . Alexnotte is equilvilant to a bulls asshole cause just like it , nothing comes out but bullshit. Alexnotte laughable tool
by Sharnashazem October 17, 2023
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Alexander

A Alexander is emo inside and likes to be closed off, but once you get to know him he is a wild one. He likes to make fun of people and call them names. He is also thinks he has a big dick but in reality he has a small dick. He thinks he is cool but buying Star Wars merch and pretending to be Dark Vader. If you meet an Alexander run as fast as you can.
Damn Alexander is a fucking bitch because he thinks he has a big dick.
by Fab19 October 17, 2023
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