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cuntessa

A person who is beyond bitchy, who holds themselves above reproach or comparison. Combination of cunt and countess.
Could you believe what that cuntessa did this time?
by clememp January 10, 2006
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Cuntingtons Disease

A disease in which a girl acts deliberately or otherwise like a total cunt. This girl may appear bitchy or needy but rest assured she only has a case of Cuntingtons Disease.

Cures for Cuntingtons Disease are as follows
Reality Check
A Good Lay
New Clothes

Compliments
Travis: "Dude, that chick has always been a total bitch to me."
Zack: "Naw dude, its just her Cuntingtons Disease acting up again."
Travis: "Oh, no worries."
by Radio Rocket December 30, 2009
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cuntizzle

Cuntizzle is a nickname for an apathetic bitch. One with this nickname is slightly sociopathic and manipulative, but is a good person. It is safe to be friends with only ONE cuntizzle, because two cuntizzles may murder eachother.
Dick: Have you spoken to Cuntizzle lately?
Jim: Nah man, that bitch is crazy! But she still in my phone book just in case..
by assizzle March 11, 2015
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Cuntfaggot

A cunt and a faggot at the same time.
“Yo Jerome, look it’s a cuntfaggot,” said Joel.
by BlackNipper October 21, 2019
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Cunthunters

A term stemming from New Zealand to describe lowcut leather shoes worn into town by sex pests. Often accompanied with gold jewelry, excessive hair gel, shifty eyes, the aroma of Winfield Reds mixed with enough cologne to kill a small child.
"Hey Paul, grab your cunthunters, we're off to Longroom tonight"
by DJRailz January 19, 2021
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CuntGate

1. Any topic, be it scientific or political, where Sarah Palin's bunn comes undone as she tries to form a coherent Tweet.
2. The aggregate of what comes out of Sarah Palin's mouth. 3. An entryway that Sarah Palin always leaves open.
Oh Lord, the internet isn't censored at all, which means CuntGate Sarah Palin is given free reign to bash people who use reason, science, and common sense with her Tweets.

or,
A lot of detritus seems to flood out of Cuntgate every time Sarah Palin opens her hole.
by artfulmark December 10, 2009
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Cuntdescending

When a woman is so condescending, believes she is so much better than everyone else, she has graduated into being a complete cunt.
Jill: “I like your new shoes.”
Jane: “Rhonda said she gave her shoes like this to Goodwill.”
Jill: “What a cuntdescending thing to say.”
Jane: “Yeah, maybe she’ll fall into a cave and not get discovered for a few days and have to drink her own piss and eat her fingernails just to stay alive…”
Jill: “Woah, calm down.”
Jane: “Yeah, my bad, I got a little carried away…but she is cuntdescending on a daily basis.”
by Louisiana Gold December 24, 2008
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