i got a arrow to the knee

how to say I got married in the old times

I was an adventure like you until I got a arrow to the knee

by skyrim March 17, 2015

i can't believe it's this lit.

When something is so good, or "off the chain" that it's lit.

You can't believe it.

*enters party*
I can't believe it's this lit.
*eats dank food*
I can't believe it's this lit.
*Puppy is being cute af'*
I can't believe it's this lit.
*Jan starts streaming with Gorm*
I can't believe it's this lit.

by GormHouj February 28, 2016

i dont pick up

fake fam is calling

i dont pick up when fake fam calls!

by BumStatusYo December 10, 2018

What do I eat that with

It's a sarcastic way of saying:
1- How am I supposed to understand this ?

2- What is that supposed to mean ?
Especially when someone says something you don't simply understand or comprehend.

JAKE: Yo! Don, I met that Yam you saw last night and she was crazy!
DONALD: Yam ?

What do I eat that with?

JAKE: Oh! yam means a young hot girl.

DONALD: Oh!

by Mechavelli December 11, 2018

“Idk if I can squirt”

This term can my used by a female that has only creamed and not squirted while having an orgasm.

Dad: I am gonna make you squirt so much in bed tonight baby
Daughter: “idk if I can squirt” I have only creamed

by Pigiott2000 January 1, 2019

I deleted your internet

Words moms say after deleting the Internet Explorer shortcut on the desktop.

Mom: Clean your room!
Me: Maybe later.
Mom: Clean it or...
Me: I don't care
Mom: *walks up to the computer and deletes the IE shortcut* I deleted your internet, if you clean your room I'll call tech support to turn it back.

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh June 15, 2018

I have papers on you

A spouse telling there partner they have an official marriage certificate with there name on it. Also by saying this they are telling the other who's the boss in a joking manor.

Don't forget dear I have papers on you.

by Septdee June 23, 2018