urb-dick

using urban dictionary.com to find insulting words to use while instant messaging ur bro, because u are bored at work.

Sorry man, i am just going to urbdick u to death today.

by Cupressus August 28, 2005

dick sandwich

Dick eaten as if it were a meal.

Gomer Pyle eats a dick sandwich every night for dinner.

by meatpop2214 February 2, 2008

Dick Beaters

see Dick skinners

me talking to my little brother when I'm watching him" Hey dude dinner time did u wash ur Dick Beaters

by Brando April 11, 2004

zombie dick

When you're on something like cocaine or roxycodone and you're dick gets real hard but you can never cum.

Me: "Hey Dr. Dangus you rascal, listen to this. So I was doing some roxys last night and fucked this girl for like an hour, it took forever for me to cum, I had 'zombie dick' like crazy. Is that normal?"

Dr. Dangus: "I dunno, what do I look like to you? A fucking dick doctor?

by Col. Robert J "Clean" Mongoose October 21, 2010

Dick Cheese

gross mold-like stuff that can form on a dirty penis. has nothing to do with whether or not the subject is circumsized.

by BigWang May 7, 2003

fire dick

when a girl is giving you deep throat and you go too deep causingl her to throw up and the stomach acids make your wang to turn red and burn.

guy talking to friend: "dude lisa through up on my wang and it made it turn red and burn and she sad it was like a fire dick.

by kyleTITS December 27, 2007

dirty dick

When one uses their genitalia(usually male)on a person or object ie. coffee mug, phone reciever, sandwich, door handle, person's forehead etc. Best experienced when observing someone touching or eating an object that has been dirty dicked.

Lets give everyone's car door handle a dirty dickin so wherever they go today they have dick on their hand.

by Aaron December 19, 2003