ice weasel 

anything that might trough a wrench into fixing your snowmobile - for good.

an ice weasel could be a potential ersatz spouse. Other examples could include: friends who make themselves out to be enemies; enemies who make themselves out to be friends.

ice weasel by Rami Kuttaineh May 6, 2008

crotch weasel 

An annoying and sometimes deadly animal that can include humans, dogs, any rodent, and cats. These animals will latch on to the male genetalia and bite profucely untill said genitalia is removed.

"Outch! That skank Linda bit my nuts off! She must be a crotch weasel." Said George
"Yeah definently" Said Phil

crotch weasel by Jesus Christ "Bow to me!" March 4, 2011

penis-weasel 

a person who willingly dicks you over for the sake of their own genetalia.

"Hey i saw john making out with you're girlfriend!"

"yeah he is quite the penis-weasel..."

penis-weasel by J-Meezy July 2, 2008

Diesel Weasel 

When a Man performs Anal Sex on a woman(or man) with diarrhea

She said she was sick...so i just gave her a diesel weasel

Diesel Weasel by Sparks21686 October 8, 2010

polished weasel 

bj

polished weasels should not be considered play when you dont expect a kiss

polished weasel by me October 5, 2003

king weasel 

A person who hasn't lost and of their weasel yet. They have yet to participate in any sexual activities including pulling

She is an innocent King Weasel

king weasel by Vivica69 May 5, 2005

stank weasel 

a form of beatin someone ass (usually associated with video gamers)

hit it wit yer stank weasel.

stank weasel by codycorrel August 11, 2006