the act of being captured by Pakistan people and getting your testicle holden by ones hand on a table and getting it smashed into pieces by a sledge hammer or any type of tool
by Turk17 February 3, 2008
Get the pakistan toolbox mug.I had the weed, I had the papers, I had the time, I had the inclination, so I decided to tool up a doobie.
by Howard Corncob April 8, 2006
Get the tool up a doobie mug.An AMAZING band. Lead vocalist is Maynard James Keenan. He is the jelly to my toast and eveyone knows toast tast like a piece of turd without the jelly. He is so AMAZING he cant even just have one band. I would go gay for him...i know its sad.
Gentle Stranger: Oh My Gawd! someones about to shoot maynard (the lead vocalist of tool) in the chest.
Me: Who the fuck would try to do that. Their insane.
Person with Gun: No my insides are imploding just from his awesomeness..im almost sure hes the jelly to someones toast.
Me: Who the fuck would try to do that. Their insane.
Person with Gun: No my insides are imploding just from his awesomeness..im almost sure hes the jelly to someones toast.
by Maynard'sVanguard March 27, 2007
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Get the Tool mug.A resident of Fargo, ND, who's personality is characterized as "extremely unusual." This is a self-fulfilling title and was first used by the one and only "Brett Lewis"
by ranger36 May 16, 2006
Get the sex tool mug.A Toolmaker , Toolmakers are workers in the manufacturing industry who make Press Tools, Mould Tools, Jigs and Fixtures.
Often known by the nickname Toolie.
Often known by the nickname Toolie.
by LV426 February 8, 2012
Get the Toolie mug.A large appendage of abdominal fat that covers up the (usually male) genetalia. Hence, a "shed" for one's "tool."
"Ha ha! I went into WalMart yesterday, and it was filled with people with tool sheds wearing tight pants!"
by ProfessorOwl May 29, 2007
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