Belgian Twat

A word used to insult a Belgian

Example: Open your eyes you Belgian Twat

Conversation Examples:
Gordon: Where's JP? JP?
Jean-Philippe: Yes Chef?
Gordon: What is that? (Referring to Barrett's writing)
Jean-Philippe: Sorry Chef
Gordon: Yeah, hey, take him and you back to Belgium you Belgian twat.
Jean-Philippe referring to Barrett: Yeah thanks a lot

by Ralph_69 August 25, 2022

Fucking Twat

Typically a person who is devoid of all logic or reason. They tend to make poor ill advised decisions that adversely affect those around them. Another stark characteristic is that they’re overall a fucking idiot.

Kyle broke up with Leslie??? THE Leslie??? The woman who was gracious enough to even date him??? What a fucking twat!

You see that guy over there with the weak mustache and feminine build? What a fucking twat, amirite?

by Geezer Squeezer November 5, 2022

Twat Casserole

When a significant other vomits into the vagina of another.

She left teeth marks on my shaft so I blasted her with a twat casserole then left.

by Benny from Beverly Hills October 23, 2019

twat toast

a noun referring to a black woman's vaginaii

Jim: And let me tell you Larry, i buttered her twat toast all night long
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.

by theonewhohasnolife June 30, 2009

App Twat

Someone who repeatedly has to talk about their shitty Iphone, especially with reference to the latest pointless application they have just downloaded, to the extent everyone in the surrounding area rolls their eyes with boredom.

"Since Jim has bought an Iphone, he has turned from a decent sort of chap into a complete and utter App Twat".

by Bored Pilot April 17, 2010

twat gagger

To engorge the vaginal opening of a woman with a large penis (or other large object) to the point where it can take no more. To pack as much meat in that pussy as possible.

Tommy Lee has quite the Twat Gagger in his pants. The Twat Gagger on that guy could kill a horse. I bet that 2 foot dildo is a good Twat Gagger. I’ll use my fist to Gag that Twat! This new girl I’m dating is going to be very surprised when she sees my Twat Gagger.

by Sean Ethan May 9, 2008

twat whore

1. a slut
2. something to shout if you're pissed off

1. 'julie's a twat whore'
2. 'TWAT WHORE! that fucking hurt!

by proballa March 2, 2009