Lack-toast-in-toddler-ant

When you can't eat dairy shyt cause youre gassy shyt will make err one flee fo the woods

"Dam dogg no chesse fo me!"

"Im lack-toast-in-toddler-ant and i get hella gassy my homeskilit buscuit"

by HelpYourUncleJackOf AnElephant August 20, 2016

Dave Thomas

An awesome man who founded Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers.

He was truly a great man....RIP

Dave Thomas just Biggie Sized my meal for free!

by Kirdan April 18, 2009

Thomas

a very attractive guy who is very strong and has Fantastic muscles, He is often super kind and thoughtful, he is a beast at anything he does, and a killer with the ladies, he is good with words, and an all around beastly guy. If you ever meet a thomas your ganna want to get to know him.

Girl 1: OMG
Girl 2: WHAT!?!?!?!
Girl 1: I just met the nicest guy he is soooo hot and he is being soo nice to me....
Girl 2: Who that kid? hes my boyfriend, and he is so great!
Girl 1: OH man he sounds like such a THOMAS.

by COOLDUDE10111 January 11, 2011

Thomas Jefferson Syndrome

When white men secretly want to have sex with black women.

You know deep down John Boy is a chocoholic who wants to have sex with Shanika. Yup, he's got a case of Thomas Jefferson Syndrome alright.

by Po Black Pussy February 28, 2009

Thomas Edison

A fictional sexual manuver where a lightbulb is placed in the women's vagina and the friction from the anal sex she is recieving lights up the bulb.

It's kinda dark in here. How about the Thomas Edison?

by T Money November 22, 2004

Pussy on toast

A very delicious mid-morning snack, referred to in "Drips" by Eminem

"But surely, PUSSY ON TOAST"

by jewboy11505 December 25, 2008

Sex on toast

1. To have sex early in the morning, an activity usually coupled with 'breakfast in bed'.

2. To masturbate onto a piece of toast and subsequently consume it.

Sex on toast anyone?

by Longlong January 5, 2008