father M kayhee

What you call a priest who touches alter boys.

Son what was the priest name who touched you, father M Kayhee,did you tell him that your bumbum is not for funfun. . Yes dad.

by djsred August 8, 2021

your father

he ran away

james: who is your father?
me: I don't know, he ran away

by willyl0ver July 30, 2022

Disappearing father trick

this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family

Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid

Evan leaves ...

father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick

by Hi I’m Evan February 20, 2020

Mother And Father Is Infecting Everyone (Mafia-MAFIA-mafia)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "Mother And Father Is Infecting Everyone (Mafia-MAFIA-mafia)

by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025

Aiden Gelston's Father

There is not much known about this guy accept he is a hard-working kind person and the father to Aiden Gelston. He may be really kind, but he is also really scary when you do something really bad.

Aiden Gelston: I got caught up at 12 by my dad and he whipped me with the belt!!!
Me: Oh no that's not good!
Me: Aiden Gelston's father seems very unkind, but you got to give some discipline somehow!!!

by GigaMan77 August 11, 2024

Father

What's That? What's a Father?

guy: "Do you have any relationship with your father?"

other guy: "What's That? What's a Father?"

by yourfootttttttttt February 7, 2025

co-father-in-law

Child-in-law's father.

My co-father-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021