northfleet technology college

ntc is just a load of fucking weird things, the british spelling of "hell" a place where tons and tons of chavs gather to hug each other on the playground. most of their names are robbie, morgan or cameron. they are too thick to be considered "humans" they are more closely related to a horse-fly due to their intelligence. Be careful what you say since anything you say will become a thing around school and ruin your life :) teachers can be assholes of course but hell, thats anywhere. there are some good ones, tehcnical is who you gotta be weary of...

northfleet technology college is a fucking weird school in kent...

by Prof. Meowingtons Excellence September 6, 2018

Technical Writing

a delicate blend of writing, editing, and graphic design in a professional manner.

Technical Writing includes brochures, posters, and professional emails.

by kareth2012 September 2, 2011

technicolor bullshit

A type of bullshit above and beyond your ordinary, everyday bullshit. Typically used to refer to false claims and absurd notions.

"Karen at work told me that vaccines give your kid autism."
"That's technicolor bullshit, Sharon."

by Defensor February 17, 2019

Electronics Technician

An evolved form of an electrician this person has hyper intelligence and is imbued with advanced knowledge of all things electrical/electronic. Not only are these advanced beings intelligent and skilled, legend has it they are so beautiful that if a mere mortal catches a glimpse they will be blinded and defecate.

Other well known electronics technicians are Luke Skywalker, Tony Stark and Jesus.

I met an electronics technician today and I soiled my underpants

by exponential I.Q. June 11, 2016

Noodle Technique

to masturbate the female genetalia in a circular motion to if you was stirring a bowl of moist freshly cooked noodles

when the female was round the noodle technique was used, she loved it

by bedroom knowledge January 17, 2018

cow technique

When someone kneels behind a guy on all fours and they jerk him off from behind. As he climaxes, blowing into his asshole will result in his dick turn into a living fire hose.

This bitch hit me with the cow technique and I will never forget it.

by Xx_Gay_Sonic_xX September 24, 2022

The hooded man technique

See "the masturbating ninja" technique for reference.

Always use the hooded man technique to avoid a shirt full of spunk, and judgemental stares from your mother while she does your laundry.

by dirk digglett March 31, 2015