Finger Tarded

The consistent error of spelling & writing while typing to someone online.

an example of what finger tarded looks like.

"Iw ent out to the grocerae storre."

by Kimberly Balevre April 23, 2008

STAR-tard

Someone who seems to be relatively unintelligent (low GPA), but does above average on the STAR (Standardized Testing And Reporting) tests every year in the spring.

Person 1: Did Chris show you his STAR scores?
Person 2: Yea... I don't understand how he gets such bad grades but totally owns those tests...
Chris: It's because I'm a STAR-tard..

by Chrizzizzipppi April 24, 2008

Me-tarded

An endearing term for when someone does something stupid, as you would.
Retarded like me!

My girl loves prank calling the neighbors, even though she's 30!
Me thinks she's me-tarded!

by Dave Chick January 14, 2009

Rave-Tard

the state of exceeding the point where you look like a massive retard in your rave pictures

What time last night did we start to look like fucking rave-tards?!

Dude I don't even remember seeing you.

by Tiggggggga January 2, 2010

card tard

when someone keeps trying to use a debit or credit card that dosnet work in front of you in line and it holds everyone up.

Man this guy in front of me was such a card tard the cashier said sir it says invalid pin number 3 times before finally they manually ran it through to get him out of there, and im trying to get through on my 15 min break

by Kool Mint Flava January 23, 2010

Tijuana Takedown

The act of sitting on an open bottle of tequila and doing a hand stand. Gravity will empty the bottle into your anus, causing an alcohol-induced blindness that will send you into a furious fiesta. Ole!

Tom: Hey PJ, two words: Tijuana Takedown.
PJ: what?
Tom: let's get ass-drunk
PJ: cool, I'm down do be a drunk ass tonight
Tom: nah man, it's where you get drunk via your ass. Like a tequila handstand.
PJ: sounds dangerous.
Tom: fuck ya it is. Let's sit on some bottles!
PJ: no fiesta.

by Teamosabe December 20, 2010

Dead-Tarded

When people are so stupid they might as well be dead. They usaully have the IQ of a dead cat, they look like a deformed dog, and they cant be trusted!

"I heard Jims coming. Aw man that dude is dead-tarded!

by SlimTyler May 7, 2010