simp

anyone named isaac

there’s no easy way to say this but, you’re a simp. and i’m gonna have to report you back to kuzco

by themuffinmann14 April 13, 2020

Simp

A guy who prioritizes hanging out with girls and forgoes fraternizing with the boys in hope of getting pussy from said girls who friendzone him. Commonly associated with the name Jordan.

"Yo, Fredrick hasn't been hanging out with us. What's going on?"

"He's being a simp over some chick he met."

by Jesus's Crackrocks April 8, 2020

simp

when you run out of demeaning words to call somebody, you call them a shimp. u can call someone a shimp for many various reasons such as backing out of a plan, ditching their friends for a girl, and willing to do anything for the coujee

You: Yo Gavin why is Judson being simp today
Gavin: idk man but I think I'm a simp too for ditching y'all to study with a random chick yesterday

by irakli123 March 13, 2019

simp

simp-to fall for someone, to be a mega gentleman/woman for someone, to do anything for a person that you love/really like, to risk it all for someone

I think I’m simping over this girl! That guy is definitely a simp

by isa24 April 4, 2020

Simp

Vlade is a simp a simp is someone who goes hoes before bro’s and also who leaves the bro’s to hang out with hoes.

Vlade went to go hang out with Lucy also known as (ET). Simp O’ Mode

by hentaisimp71736 February 27, 2020

Simp

A pathetic man who overvalues a woman. Total Scott move.

Look at Scott simping over Tess.

by mbimpersonator June 27, 2020

Simp

Simps are mostly called morgan and can be found anywhere such as someones private account as soon as they posted a photo or first to say something to a girl in a xbox party.

‘omg once again he liked my photo first’
‘who?’
‘Morgan’
‘ah what a simp’

by u won’t know lmao April 24, 2020