iranian shaved ice

When you shave your pubes, freeze them, roll them in a ball and choke a midget with them.

Me and musashi10000 did an iranian shaved ice last night, it was great. They will be missed

by Musashis widow February 2, 2024

Kurt Shaver

When your boss sends you out of town so he can bang your wife.

I came home early from working out of town and caught my boss banging my wife. I got Kurt Shaver.

by Nachofriends January 17, 2025

gentleman's shave

like a hitler except you use you feces to give her/him a moustache and a soul patch, like a frenchman

mikey went to sleep first and i didnt wipe all the way so i gave him a gentleman's shave. he never slept over my house again.

by the black t-dog November 14, 2009

Blind Man's Shave

When one shaves down below but ends up leaving many patches of hair, one has to wonder if it was shaved by a blind man.

Yo, you missed so many spots, it looks like a Blind Man's Shave"

by Mexican Handshake August 1, 2010

have a shave you flabby bitch

What somebody says when a flabby bitch needs some fat shaved...

Somebody: Have a shave you flabby bitch
*Flabby Bitch gets fat shaved*

by Flabby Bitch February 17, 2014

the midwestern shave club

You get at least 3 of your friend shave off a small amount of pubic hair, then they all proceed to gangbang a girl , when it's time to finish they ejaculate in a glass , mix it with the pubic hair and have the girl eat it all .

Remember the girl we meet last night at rons party ? She was down for anything so we headed to dons barbershop , an hour later she was an member of the Midwestern shave club ! We all when out for pancakes after that, she told us she was full and just ended up ordering water.

by You pound em January 26, 2017

Vajay-ja shave

Slang for shaving your vagina

Jennifer: I'm going shopping wanna come with me?
Julie:I would but I have to vajay-ja shave today
Jennifer:oh shit, I'mma pray for you

by That thicc bitch (not) January 10, 2019