Seventh Day Atheist

Someone who still participates in Seventh Day Adventist activities, such as going to church, but has personally rejected belief in God. Often feels that they cannot tell their friends and family about their lack of belief for fear of rejection.

Dude 1: Gotta go to church now.

Dude 2: Why? You don't believe in it.

Dude 1: Yeah, but the wife doesn't know I'm a Seventh Day Atheist.

by griffon8 March 6, 2011

seven on my side

This expression is used to mean that you are not cowed or intimidated by anyone. You are in a position to stand up for yourself, strike back and/or take revenge on someone who is challenging you.

I'm gonna let the whole world see ... You gonna be on the news this evening, buddy. I'm gonna get seven on my side, watch.

by Joan Morales January 26, 2008

Semenal Suicide

Killing yourself by drowning in your own semen.

"He was found face down in a pool of his own semen. I wonder if they'll put Semenal Suicide for cause of death in the paper."

by roflwaffle08 February 23, 2009

thirty seven

The amount of times that a woman can realistically get fucked in one day without her pussy lips swelling up as big as Jimmie Walker's lips. If said woman attempts to exceed the advised coital limitation she could be subjected to a raw, sandpaper like sensation coming from her vulva that would cause her to walk bow-legged for the rest of the day.

I was so horny yesterday, I fucked my girlfriend thirty seven times.

by jrob9959 January 21, 2008

Seven

To commit a canine act by goin back on plans made with mates without warning, instead preferring to be whipped into going to clubs like seven by a girlfriend. Decision made in a matter of seconds, usually leaving mates dumbfounded.

In the space of a few seconds, Mr Whippy's plans had changed from going to crown with his mates to asking them if they are 'coming to seven'. He had done a seven.

by Mr Human November 30, 2009

Selena Gomez

Selena Marie Gomez is an amazing woman who is inspirational and talented. She was born on July 22, 1992 (24), in Grande Prairie, Texas. She is Alex Russo in the Disney show Wizards of Waverly Place. She is the opposite of Alex Russo, whish shows how talented she is (playing a role in which she is not identical to). These roles could be hard for some people, but for Selena, no way! She is a great actress and a great singer! She has played roles in about 29 shows and movies. She has 5 albums so far: Another Cinderella Story(2009), Slow Down (2013), Stars Dance (2013),For You (2014), and Revival (2015). She recently canceled her Revival tour due to her disease, lupus. She has a disease called lupus which is a chronic disease that can come and go. Selena is very caring of her fans and everyone. She has the most inspirational speeches and songs. She is the most followed person on Instagram, and she's not self-centered about it. She's beautiful and has the most amazing smile ever!! She is the youngest UNICEF ambassador. She even has her own clothing line called "Dream Out Loud" which she made for girls who can't afford expensive clothing. She drinks straight olive oil to protect her beautiful voice. She is amazing and the most wonderful person I have ever seen! Personally, Selena is my role model and her speeches and songs have inspired me and have taught me how to love myself. She is so smart and just amazing as a human being!

Selana Gomez is a real role model for everyone!
Who doesn't love Selena Gomez? No one!

by Zaebreale Oldfield December 19, 2016

Seven Minutes in Sarah

A game or event at college parties, in which each guy at the party gets seven minutes in Sarah. "Sarah" is the slut at the party who likes penis and doesn't mind getting STIs. Most guys love "Sarah" and many girls do not.

Let's play Seven Minutes in Sarah after we are finished playing beer pong.

Why haven't I gotten my Seven Minutes in Sarah yet??

by collegechick333 February 23, 2011