SCHMOOZE

A thing inside a person that makes them different/cool.... the schmooze is very hard to define.... if you had the schmooze you would understand.

see "swagga"

Person 1: Look Sparky, kaci doesn't have the schmooze!
Sparky: Yes, i know. I must hit her very hard with my wand so i can disapperate her to the island of the misfit homosapiens, the land of the schmoozeless.
A Person: Good job.

by SPARKY, all powerfull ONE March 3, 2009

schmoo

To be knocked unconscious with penis.

Brad was schmooed by Torry's cock.

by Jimmy The Douche March 9, 2004

schmoo

Slang reference to the female genitalia -

Geez she had a nice blad schmoo

by Tubby Csikos May 13, 2005

schlock

Person who is full of BS, or generall a DB of the highest order

what a schlock, that guy is definitely a DB

by schlockenberry December 24, 2008

Schlock

A large penis - Word combines schlong and cock in one easy to use word. Kill two birds with one stone.

Johnny: "Wanna see my schlock?"

(Johnny whips out schlock)

Girl: "WOW! That's a huge schlong!" or "WOW! That fuckin cock is EPIC!"

Wow, those JNS guys have have huge schlocks!

by JNSphoLYFE February 1, 2010

Sachmo

Sachmo is when you perform a rusty trombone, and the giver farts in the receiver's mouth. This puff of gas causes the cheeks to expand and puff out, and the cheeks look like Sachmo's.

Andy: Woah Devante, your cheeks look huge, and there are some crusties on your pubes. You stink like ass hole too.

Evan: That's because he just got Sachmo'd by Miss Salupo.

Miss Salupo: :) My turn.

by Illgivuasatchmo March 9, 2009

schmootz

Traveling Dirt. . .A mess that changes location.

I don't know where all this schmootz keeps coming from!

by Indiana Mitch May 8, 2008