sameria

a very sexual person, usually a bomb ass short darkskin, typically gay, dating some girl that's younger than her. has great teeth and a great ass ;)

"damn, you saw that girl walking past hobby lobby yesterday? "
"yeah, she's a real sameriaaaaaaa!"

by nohtingneds December 27, 2016

samesies

intimate relations, a.k.a. fun sexual acts, with one or more members of the SAME gender.

Bob: "Hey man, you just touched my junk."
Sam: "Yeah I was hoping for samesies."

Sally: "Want to come to my place and do our nails?"
Jessie: "And have wine and samesies? Sure!"

by sameplayer February 20, 2014

Sameera

Somebody who is a chicken

Sameera is somebody who sleeps in a chicken pen

by Kristiano you hear me nigga November 25, 2021

sameer

Same er is a person who doesn't trusts his wife, ironically plays around wid women and has mates who despite being married date other women.
He s a bad influence

Mate u need to get things straight .. with ur gf and don't be a screaming sameer

by aejaaz November 25, 2011

sameerism

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.

"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"

by JonnyJay September 18, 2008

Sameer

A new new kid in the block down street. A brown handsome looking kid with many friends. Very strong mentally but also timid (idk how that works). Absolutely has a hatred for 2-3 letter words (Oh, ok ,Ikr) ,only when said by his crush. His favorite food is "dolpins" Likes video games and animes. Also did i tell you he is the part of the biggest anime waifu cult? He also is fond of retarded Lolis. He does not believe in Ramdev or any Shah Alams. And, also he is AN poet. Some of his best friends likes to call him Sam

Did you know there is a 0.1% chance a Sameer can have twerking addiction? Train yours well

by _ItznotSam_ March 1, 2019

samebrush

A person who hangs around with people of sub-normal intelligence.

Yo! There goes a tard with the samebrush!

by Dr Pinch September 16, 2004