pumpkin twat

A vagina that looks like the meeting curves on a pumpkin. usually seen on sluts and trannies.

Britney Spears has a nasty pumpkin twat

by Alexis B December 25, 2008

Pumpkinate

v. When an individual arrives at that time of the social event that s/he just has to go home. The party may not be over, but the party is over for you.

Derived from Cinderella's "the coach turns back into a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight."

"Is it 1 a.m. already? Let's go home; I'm about to pumpkinate."

by izzy wizzy May 19, 2009

pumpkin pi

what you get when you cut a jack o'lantern by its diameter

Hey, pass me a slice of that pumpkin pi.

by thafunkmeister August 28, 2009

pumpkin bubbles

When you cannot promise something but you intend to try really hard.

I can't promise not to cum inside you but I will pumpkin bubbles.

by SFC Asshole July 15, 2010

Pumpkin Envy

Think you picked the perfect pumpkin? You didn't. Pumpkin Envy is the reason you will never feel satisfied after a long day of pumpkin patching. Unless you close your eyes on the hayride back to your car, you will envy the 5-year-old kid next to you and his massive pumpkin.

Mary: You never call, you never pay and you made me pick the worst pumpkin ever. Did you see the little boy in the Superman cape? Now that's a pumpkin!

Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.

by itsjustmetoo October 25, 2010

Pump Turner

The phrase 'Pump Turner' refers to an annoying often anonymous individual that turns the head on your bicycle pump's head.

ARGH! Which Pump Turner turned my pump!?

by The Original Pump Turner November 3, 2010

Pumper Decker

1.Leaving shit in the water tank of a toilet so when flushed, brown water comes out. good to do to someone you don't like.

person 1 " Dude i took a pumper decker in your toilet!"

person 2 "you took a what?"

*flushes toilet - brown water comes out*

person 2 "you bastard!"

by god bless atheism November 25, 2010