Think you picked the perfect pumpkin? You didn't. Pumpkin Envy is the reason you will never feel satisfied after a long day of pumpkin patching. Unless you close your eyes on the hayride back to your car, you will envy the 5-year-old kid next to you and his massive pumpkin.
Mary: You never call, you never pay and you made me pick the worst pumpkin ever. Did you see the little boy in the Superman cape? Now that's a pumpkin!
Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.
Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.
by itsjustmetoo October 24, 2010
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