get yo drink on, yo smoke on, and go home wit sumthin to poke on

Gettin drunk, high and then fuckin some bimbo.

I drank a bottle of Jack Daniels, smoked 3 bowls, and now I'm takin that dumb ass blonde home for a hot carl.

by OnE LoVe August 9, 2003

poking circle

The anus. The butthole, The dirt star

How do people tan their poking circle

by QueenoftheJungle2020 July 16, 2020

poking the ham

1) Similar to the game "just the tip" where the girl let's you grind up against her vagina without letting you have full penetration.

You know that foreign exchange girl? Last night we got drunk and played poking the ham for two hours...Now I've got the worst case of blue balls in the history of mankind.

by CHRiSToFoRiZZLe March 3, 2011

poke-a-hauntus

A haunt bird of the highest degree. Next in line to be converted to manbearhauntidism and have lads ironing out their testes after touching off her. Scabies likely.

John: "What a sick looking haunt. That's pure manbearhaunt, she's on the way down poke-a-hauntus alley"

by gomefacefromthesea October 5, 2010

hawaii poke

It's like a sex thing, I think

I would give her a hawaii poke!

by paemt142606 July 9, 2024

gophers poking

Last night my girlfriend said no Anal sex,
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

Last night my girlfriend said NO anal sex
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

by Thenry January 25, 2017

cuke poke

A cuke poke is when you give your highly slick love tunnel (vagina) a literal poke from a cucumber. Or, several pokes.

Today, I went to Publix and purchased the perfect cucumber. I could barely make it home. I slid the cucumber out of the thin, plastic bag and proceeded to give myself a WELL deserved cuke poke. Ahhhhh! Satisfaction, at long last.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023