I drank a bottle of Jack Daniels, smoked 3 bowls, and now I'm takin that dumb ass blonde home for a hot carl.
by OnE LoVe August 9, 2003
Get the get yo drink on, yo smoke on, and go home wit sumthin to poke on mug.Similar to poking people over Facebook™, Demon Pokes are when someone with a penis wants to gain someone's attention so they unzip their pants and get the other person's attention by poking them with their penis.
Lawrence Demon Poked Vanessa at the orphanage earlier today, I guess he really didn't want that kid.
by RonaldMcFondled April 27, 2021
Get the Demon Poke mug.Rare scottish word meaning ball sack or bawbag this word is seldom used and when it is it is normally used in place of the afore mentioned bawbag to accentuate just how much of a fleshy sac of skin the person you are describing is. Can also be shortened to scrote poke
by fabiypt February 5, 2007
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Get the Poke mug.the act of interrupting one's joke with another joke; rendering the first useless, therefore taking credit for the initial humor.
friend 1: "this is hard"
friend 2: "that's what-"
friend 3: "-your mom said last night."
friend 2: "really bro, giving me a joke-poke, i see?"
friend 2: "that's what-"
friend 3: "-your mom said last night."
friend 2: "really bro, giving me a joke-poke, i see?"
by uvtan October 10, 2013
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